M 🎃

beloved fictional character
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
she/her

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

There's an old saying where i grew up. "Never share our sayings with outsiders or you will be banished"

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

the rest is still unwritten pimp

[bergs @aseriousmang]

been meaning to get video of this for a while but this is the generic beverage ad that plays on a loop when you fill up at the gas station by my office

[M 🎃 @BellyButtonFace]

Not only met, but exceeded this goal.

[M 🎃 @BellyButtonFace]

thinking about becoming more delusional

[james 🧚‍♂️ @bitchvibrations]

tubthumping is a prayer

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

“the older you get, the more conservative you get” yeah if you’re a little bitch

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

theres a nude sherriff in town

[Grosdoriane @Grosdoriane]

This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*

uh oh

*Frantically starts flipping though pages*

uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh

[diawlectical @diawlectical]

If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

First name Woman, middle name B. (Doesn’t stand for anything, in the style of my hero Susan B. Anthony) last name Shopping

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

from now on, i’m making all my medical decisions based on whatever’s the opposite of what RFK jr suggests. we should make the water 100% fluoride. pour me a tall glass of that F2O baby

[yedoye @yedoye_]

not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergasgusting rn

[M 🎃 @BellyButtonFace]

@geoffwilt I bought the face paint for this literally last night. So good

[M 🎃 @BellyButtonFace]

In this regard, you could call me anti-woke.

[M 🎃 @BellyButtonFace]

My ballot doesn't reflect my political beliefs, but it does reflect whose canvassers have woken me up during an afternoon nap.

[full spectrum warrior @lunchfan]

scam call thing came to me and i answered and selected Chinese and when it went through i said "nihao brother" and the guy sighed and hung up