simone de bolivar

writer woman gay

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

5 minutes outside and already got wolf-whistled twice

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

this is literally the clearest sign we could ever have

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Ah the white girl method. Been there brother!

[free lunch @freelunchfel0n]

they’ll put a kalshi ad in yo ass if you let em goddamn!

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

@SalvajeRosada @iicctwtysy “layers to this doodoo lasagna”

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

i mean this in no uncertain terms. this is the worst song ever made

[Sommelier de Branquelo Uncut @sujirokimimate]

@isk72874 @alittleicky You won’t believe that but she has a song for a real state in Tel Aviv

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

@iicctwtysy omg same 💀💀💀

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

when people talk about what times square was like in the ‘70s. that’s what it’s like on here now

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

Atlantic Records, home of Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, Led Zeppelin, and “give me a fucking cheeseburger”

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

meghan trainor’s waria

[𓆨 @puptrid]

"yearning" sounds too delicate to me, what i go through is much more disgusting

[. @playboicurrryy]

the wendy's app UI makes the burgers look like they were killed in action

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

[loading screen tip] to end an argument with a woman, bring up her mother and their uncanny resemblance

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

A great way I’ve found to relieve stress is lashing out at whomever is near.

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

going to Petsmart and asking if they have the new cat

[? @xenomorph247]

If only there was a movie about a Japanese fascist and fascist David Bowie who are gay infatuated with each other. Oh well. That's a ridiculous idea.

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

started from the bottom now we back

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Drake asking Pinkchyu to call him a "good boy" 😭

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

imagine he comes out and says free palestine lol

[vandul @_vandul]

I regret to inform everyone that Kill Karl is back