simone de bolivar

writer woman gay

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

5 minutes outside and already got wolf-whistled twice

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

The LGBTQ crowd is mad because the Hawk Tuah girl is stealing their attention during Pride Month. 😂💀

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

wait this is my favorite one though 🥺

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

he loves garbage ❤️

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

he screams and cries if we even try to throw them out

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

.

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

when i buy the cat a new mousey toy but he keeps playing with random trash

[esahc @49eerfc]

you like boy hole @HunterBiden ?

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

@doolanzer no same i revisited boredoms not too long ago but the posts this week jogged my memory of the other two. they seem to have aged somewhat decently; boredoms have aged VERY well though

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

no conversation about hipster music is complete without Fuck Buttons, Boredoms, and Black Dice

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

cannot tell you how many times i’ve stared blankly at this screen

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

you should assume when someone refers to “queer spaces” on here, they mean the replies and quote tweets to their own posts

[Katya @katya_zamo]

I wanna get married just so I can cuckold my husband with a ninja turtle

[ju☆ ⋆𖦹⋆ˎˊ˗ @movumiee]

this is killing me so bad

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

still the greatest tweet ever made

[👾daphne @endiive]

oh they clocked her downnn. look at the way she’s thinking she’s freshly caught tuna tartare, whole time her tuck slipped and trade playing in her face so nasty

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

@mattsutaaki amazing tweet

[amanda @jailedamanda]

People in real life: Hey how’s it going

[JACK ⚧︎ @lithophage]

society if the queer youth were getting into dialectical materialism instead of liberal individualism and collecting incoherent microlabel xenogender identity flags

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

like so

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

leon trotsky JOI that ragebaits you into three consecutive ruined orgasms