Kelly Kapowski

Your wife was in me DM’s

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

Why the fuck hasn’t McDonald’s tried bottling and selling their mcketchup on the mcfucking shelves

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

@saaarbrens Dooooo itttt

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

Austin Powers is the white man’s Madea, no?

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

@redhotlp69 @saaarbrens 9k*

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

@rockeaters Huff a muffler you commie

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

@rockeaters Pot roast stinks and YOU KNOW IT

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

HEY I USED YOUR PROMO CODE AND IT DIDNT WORK YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

@litmeggg Yes

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

Josh Brolin is a fox

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

@eddotreed

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

@Schultzybaby It’s a parking lot for ants! What were they thinking?

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

Lmao remember how pissed everyone got because the U2 album was aggressively forced upon us?

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

@Jen_Kenya I’d kick that fuckin thing into a puddle

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

I cannot say the word ‘rural’ to save my fucking life.

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Not today detective

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

I didn’t get hacked. Jenny’s dickhead son was playing with my phone

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

If he’d chug gf cvc TV v gfffffggu https://t.co/aLdRBgjzj2

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

@ahdriannalove Yes! Thank god 😂

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

Preparing for/taking the NCLEX is 10000% an extreme sport. And can we PLEASE put an end to this bullshit 48 hour gap between taking it and finding out your results?!

[Kelly Kapowski @bellylaskey]

@litmeggg I tried that! It wouldn’t let me register 😳🤞🏽🤞🏽