BelRand

As a child I aspired to become Gyro Gearloose. I didn't make it. Now I tweet instead.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

This means there’s a Waluigi Mangione who works in private equity

[BelRand @BelRand]

@OliviaHungers Latest season of True Detective

[onion person @CantEverDie]

jd vances first born child:

[BelRand @BelRand]

@JaneEspenson I have become death metal?

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@gynaeceum Båda leder till minskad kroppsstorlek?

[Kryssarn @twitrarn]

norway sweden denmark finland

[ham yoyo 🚀💫 @scifibis]

the absolute most horrifying part of BARBARIAN (2022)

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Seize the Means of Production -
https://t.co/Fznp5WklwG

[BelRand @BelRand]

@micheleboyd Very sorry for your loss, Michele. Hugs!

[Zito @_Zeets]

Metric system finally takes America down

[kelsey @drunkhaught]

Gonna start calling the Swedish keeper the Supreme Court the way she keeps taking things away from American women

[Joey Politano 🏳️‍🌈 @JosephPolitano]

The funniest part of living in Northern Virginia is constantly seeing metro ads that are exclusively targeted at like ~4 procurement officers at the Pentagon

[BelRand @BelRand]

@ZaraBlueBarry Here we go again…

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@ZaraBlueBarry Bring it!

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@ZaraBlueBarry Yessss!!