Brian

Today is full of regret, find forever in tomorrow

[tear @tearrxv]

Can I hide in your bush just like on fortnite

[Jum @JesterJum]

Pickup Line of the Century:

"Is your name Emerson? Cuz Emerson big ole titties."

Trust the Jum. Give it a try.

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

microdosing hell by going to work

[Jum @JesterJum]

I completed a chore today that I have been putting off for 4 weeks.

It took me 3.5 minutes.

I will learn nothing from this.

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

If your name is Sarah and you’re not telling people it’s short for Triceratops, what are you even doing with your life?

[LBark @franzsherbert]

This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn

[dopamine @dopamine273]

seems to be a glitch on instagram rn where the hoes don't message you back, hoping for a patch soon

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Well, I got the hard part down I redownloaded Hinge. Now I just have to figure out how to become a multi-million dollar NFL quarterback.

[Swipa @SwipaCam]

GOOD! CRY! THIS MATTERS! CRYING IN SPORTS IS A GOOD THING! THAT MEANS YOU CARE! KEEP HOOPIN YOUNG G! YOU WILL BE GREAT ONE DAY!

IF YOU CARE, THEN YOU CRY! AND LEARN!

I LOVE THAT! KEEP GOING! @carterdbryant

[Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan]

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

Calling it “the jab”

[jacob jones @jacobfuknjones]

Please don't do this. That egg could have been used to make a bacon egg and cheese sandwich but now it cannot.

I want a bacon egg and cheese sandwich.

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

I love this team ☘️

[Corey B @CoreyB08]

Yall are hilarious “quit”

He left Boston the first time because he got paid huge money with uncertainty of a young Boston team

Came back and was a huge reason the Jays developed to stars and won a title

He then left to sign a deal hoping to compete in his last few seasons with at the time 99% of people thought were going to he more competitive than Celtics who just lost Tatum, Jrue, KP, Kornet.

Nothing Al has done and I mean nothing should make you turn against Al.

I guarantee if he’s released and signed back you’ll be on here claiming how much you love Al Horford. Give it a rest with the fake hate

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Savage @Savageboston]

Kayshon Boutte on his IG:

😭😭😭