John Weston Weaver

Im sure that somewhere out in the universe is someone who is exactly like me so other than him Im one of a kind!

[The Adventure Zone @TheZoneCast]

We’ve always struggled with finding a quick way of communicating why #TheZoneCast is worth listening to. Hopefully, this trailer for the Balance arc does the trick. Thanks for sharing it with everyone on Earth. https://t.co/bBFHJtyK2z

[John Weston Weaver @belshaczar]

(Side question, is the L in lil Jon capitalized?)

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Anyone else want to see Lil Jon reading a list of onomatopoeias?

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@jacksboytweet I am loving the guests in this week's #GSPC. They are a puzzle piece I didn't know I was missing.

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Think from now on I'm going to claim Caucasia as my native country.

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Quote of the night. "They should put Spider-Man in a comic book!" #dusty

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There are a large amount of girls at Five Guys Burgers and Fries that arn't there to meet dudes like me it turns out.

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I blame porn for spreading unrealistic expectations of asian hermaphrodites #pornkillslove @Yankimer

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@cartoonnetwork Any idea when Steven Universe is coming back?

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@RFHKerry love geekshow. I love the ska song that plays over opening sponsors. Who is it?

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@QuadTTony I really like the new background ska song you play during the opening sponsers. Who is it? #geekshow

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"I will 'morgage' a night with my wife during a high stakes game of monopoly when I STILL HAVE A HOTEL ON PARK PLACE!" #imnotperfect

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"Sometimes I tweet stuff during church." #imnotperfect

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"Sometimes at the gym I shove old men into the lockers" #imnotperfect #imisshighschool

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"Sometimes I forward russian car accident videos to my 9 year old niece" #imnotperfect

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"Some of my favorite moments in life are with duct tape, baby oil, and a copy of Thus Spoke Zarathustra" #imotperfect

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"Sometimes I traffic humans" #imnotperfect

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"Sometimes I start trashcan fires and hurl them into my cheating ex's dance studio" #imnotperfect

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"Sometimes I pass loud gas with my wife silently crying next to me because the love is dead." #imnotperfect

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Lady in chruch says "I'm not perfect." always wish they would give examples. "Sometimes I smoke when I'm pregnant" #imnotperfect