Steven Wonder

the gospel according to me, bitch

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

@OfTheTrees are early admission at the ruins valid for the actual show? Or is that just an add on?

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

Mexicans are the most patriotic Americans I know

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

*talking to my nephews at Christmas*
Me: so have they told you about Santa yet?

*talking to my nephews at Easter*
Me: so have they told you about God yet?

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

@Bendahl12 @onhellmusic

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

See this is exactly why I left LA.

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

@ChickfilA actually employees a lot of the LGBTQ+ community

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

My lunch is typically just two IPA’s

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

I just put in my bid for the 2024 presidential election and I need your votes!
#BelkowskiBiden24

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

Just met my girlfriends daughter. Told her she had to call me Mr. Belkowski, and that did NOT go well..

[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

My favorite children’s book

[RZ @rxlfpacked]

Never kill yourself

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

I just threw out my arm trying to throw work gloves to mi amigo

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

Why do I feel like the guys at 7/11 like their jobs way more than expected

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

Everyone on the west coast just came at the same time.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Donald Trump was found guilty of all 34 counts in his Manhattan trial, making him the first former president to become a felon. https://t.co/bJoXszoZI9

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

Everyone on the west coast just came at the exact same time.

[Eric Staniford @EricStaniford]

The organ player is cold blooded…

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

It’s not gay if you look alike

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

A termite choking on a splinter?
Sounds like my ex

[Steven Wonder @belswagski]

The women in ‘two girls one cup’ should be held up on war crimes