Mimpi Basah Gen Z ketika interview
๐ง๐ป : umur kamu berapa?
๐ฆ๐ป : sekarang sih umur 22, pak
๐ง๐ป : Oke gaji kamu 22 juta ya
๐ฆ๐ป : damnn, thanks pak
Sedih lho pas lagi bikin pelaporan barang hilang, kata si pak pulici, pouch make up ga usah dimasukin.
Pak, itu isi pouch saya kalau ditotalin jadinya lebih mahal daripada apple pencil saya๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ๐ฅฒ
Taxi Driver: "Funny."
Me: "What?"
Taxi Driver: "You're my third passenger today."
Me: "Okay..."
Taxi Driver: "All three of you gave me the exact same destination."
Berawal dr ngambil lowest hourly rate di Upwork $3/hr, eh ditawarin full-time (walau jujur kek too good to be true?). Diliat2 $3/hr dgn max 40hr/week, berarti seminggu bisa dpt $108 (potongan Upwork 10%), kali 4 minggu aja udh di atas UMK anjir, literally lowest rate lo itu ๐