Man-dah-JOY!

Lover of parentheses/Dogs call me Food Lady/ Proud representative of The Jers/ I am better at TV watching than you.

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

U.S. world-famous author Stephen King:

“Trump is a tumor in America’s veins. A tyrant who does not hesitate to set a country on fire for his narcissistic ego. No horror story I’ve written could be as terrifying as this man.”

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Trump has not only spoiled whatever joy Americans had in cheering for the soccer team he's created multiple points of drama with NATO allies right before a summit b/c the reality show only works if new story lines are constantly being created and you know what, the media LOVES IT

[Man-dah-JOY! @bemandajoy]

Have been feeling kinda mean about this un-viewed tweet from 2 years ago until today. Now they’ve given Dylan Dreyer a podcast and she’s hosting dummies. I do not say this lightly but after nearly half a century of patronage, I may have to quit the Today Show.

[Man-dah-JOY! @bemandajoy]

Just because I have nothing nice to say will wonder *aloud* [again] when @nbc will [please] fire Dylan Dreyer. Let her stay home and be a trad wife (or send her to the Golf Channel). She is superfluous and her presence and attempts at contributing are grating at best.

[Man-dah-JOY! @bemandajoy]

Oof! ⬆️ didn’t age well.

[Man-dah-JOY! @bemandajoy]

Eric Swalwell:Still kinda hot?

[Man-dah-JOY! @bemandajoy]

@jvbt82hhs I’ve been to 39. Missing some southern-y/midwest states AND AK & HI. Come see some music in MT! We have a couple of festivals gaining momentum, a terrific amphitheater on the Blackfoot River, and a groovy outdoor venue in the Paradise Valley.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Fondly recalling the media dismissing Biden's five decades of foreign policy experience & then demanding Harris barf out 100 page policy papers while this guy just wings it like a frat boy who skipped an entire semester's worth of lectures and BS'ed his way through the final exam

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Very much looking forward to Haberman and Swan's (or perhaps Jon Karl's?) book sometime in 2029 or early 2030 letting us know that Trump had some life threatening condition through most of his second term but the press kept it hush hush so they could maintain their access to him

[Leon Kauffman @LeonKauffman]

I've seen a few wolves before but never had one pose this nicely. I imagine it was because it recognized me as being a Wolford Wolf back in my high school days.

[Man-dah-JOY! @bemandajoy]

@LeonKauffman Truly stunning.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

I see Trump's third trip to Walter Reed in 13 months has already disappeared from the news cycle. I get it. It's not like he has multiple concerning and unexplained medical issues or that the media obsessively wrote about his immediate predecessor's age as disqualifying.🙄

[Man-dah-JOY! @bemandajoy]

Still hanging out! Nellie (12!) and Cousin Milo. He had a staycation with us over the long weekend:

[Man-dah-JOY! @bemandajoy]

Spent Sunday wandering the wildflowers with Nellie and her pal Milo:
#Montana

[Man-dah-JOY! @bemandajoy]

Nellie and Cousin Milo this week! He’s been bunking with us for a few days. We’re off for our last outing of the year:

[Man-dah-JOY! @bemandajoy]

@jvbt82hhs Graveyard punishment is wild. My parents would threaten us with a yardstick (never hit). I was suspended for a day in high school and my mom made me go with her to the nursery school where she taught and work as an aide.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

To a collective shrug among the same reporters who were more than happy to speculate that Joe Biden was in the early stages of Alzheimer's b/c he would occasionally mispronounce someone's name.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Sorry folks, Joe Biden wore orthopedic shoes so the media had no choice but to boot his ass to the curb so this could happen ... 🙃

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Must have forgotten to pack his concealer but I guess it doesn't really matter since no one in the press (with the exception of @atrupar) seems to care about this unexplained bruising that has now migrated from his right hand to his left hand.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Biden's presidency was ended by the media who blamed him personally for a spike in inflation that happened due to things outside his control. Inflation is spiking now due entirely to decisions Trump has made and the media could not care less. Absolutely fucking infuriating.

[Man-dah-JOY! @bemandajoy]

@the4nobletruths Terrific news to celebrate! 🐾

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Consumer sentiment is at a lower point today than it was during any part of the supposedly awful Joe Biden economy (which was in reality very strong) but the trained seals in the media are ignoring this b/c they can't risk losing access to Dear Leader!

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Democrats: We need to extend ACA subsidies so people can afford health coverage.
Republicans: NO.
The Media: ⬇️

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

Nothing to see here, folks. Just a billionaire hosting a private party for the President and Acting Attorney General while his massive media merger is under review at the Justice Department, it's not a REAL scandal like Hunter Biden selling some of his paintings. 🙄