Brooke Emily

Therapist🧠 Wifey💍 Mama 👶🏼 Runs on Caffeine ☕️

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

Me: Owen you’re the reason we celebrate Mommy today!
@DanielJSnow: yeah, our little pet sperm!

#danielism #marriedlife #mothersday #shitmyhusbandsays #ymh #wmma

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

Help me raise start up costs for my private practice 🥰🙏🏻

https://t.co/zZdic85oGn

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

“You do not need to look in the toilet while i poop”

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

Crazy things I’ve said to my toddler: A series. Starting off strong -

“Please don’t put your face in my butt”

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

“No, you cannot crawl back inside of me. That’s not the way you came out”

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

And this is why the ocean terrifies me.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Leap of a great white shark

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

@bonescoffeeco @DanielJSnow

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

@DanielJSnow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

Absolutely no one:
Husband: are period cramps on Christmas Eve called krampuses?

@DanielJSnow
#shitmyhusbandsays #danielisms

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

Name a better feeling than sliding into a bed made with freshly cleaned sheets…

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

@YMHstudios Had to watch it later but SO FREAKING GOOD!

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

Dear @YMHstudios please make more episodes of #69minutes!!!!! I have not laughed so hard in so long 🤣🤣🤣

@DanielJSnow

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

Mean Girl behavior in the adult world is SOOOOOOOOO cute.

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

Only my husband would decide to speak to strangers in French, when its actually Italian, and then close the conversation in Spanish.

@DanielJSnow

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

I dont care if people want to listen to music, watch tiktok, youtube, or even movies in public bathrooms…. But please for all that is good STOP ANSWERING PHONE CALLS!!!

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

My brain is a hamster on a wheel tonight 😵‍💫

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

Chances are if you catch me spacing out in the next 42 days it’s because I’m singing the Grown-up Christmas List in my bead hoping it just manifests into reality.

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

There needs to be a rewrite for the definition of a “livable wage” — there’s a huge difference between living and surviving.

[Brooke Emily @bemilys125]

How is it only Tuesday?! 😭

[Daniel J. Snow™️ @DanielJSnow]

Things that get walked on for a lifetime only shows its damage when you pay close attention🫶🏻