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High Fructose Corn Syrup for the Brain.

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@Menke515 I left in 2005 because at the time I couldn't find a teaching gig. Many of the people I originally graduated with from UNI in 2000 have also left the state for opportunities. Unfortunately, I feel like we are part of the reason why the state has gone so red. #blueflight

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Yesterday I came to Denny's & was seated in a booth. 10 minutes later a family was seated across from me. I ate my breakfast & went back to the hotel.
Today I came back and sat in the same spot & the same family from yesterday was seated in their same spot! The power of Denny's!

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Succession is truly just I, Claudius:
Logan = Augustus
Shiv = Livia
Kendall = Tiberius
Roman = Caligula
Tom = Claudius
#Succession @HBO

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58 minutes after we landed, the carousel finally started @gatewayairport. Not cool @Allegiant.

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Why is it every time I fly into @gatewayairport on @Allegiant I have to wait OVER 30 minutes for our bags? Currently 11:25pm with a 3 hour drive ahead of us....tick, tock, tick, tock.

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@davischu1 Happy Belated, champ!

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@davidhammer @zachhammer Still waiting on the NINJA hat reissue!

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The question, how do Republicans keep getting elected?
By appealing to the worst in people and then a pattern of validating those negative tendencies and normalizing them until they feel they are right in defending and justifying them.

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The #ChicagoBears H.I.T.S method:
Hardly Includes Talent or Skill.

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The #ChicagoBears H.I.T.S method:
Hardwork In Training, Squandered.

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Just an idea, if you only cancel $10K, maybe give an option where that $10K takes the place of monthly payments until you hit the 10K threshold (maintains life of the loan) or $10K off the top (shortens life of the loan). Still helps those needing deferment @POTUS @ewarren

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So THIS is what petulant means. #SOTU

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#LegalizeTeaching in AZ, FL, IA...the list goes on and on. Thanks @RAYGUNshirts for standing up for educators!

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#WeDontTalkAboutCousinGreg

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@succession is JUST LIKE @EncantoMovie. Logan is the Abuela. And swap the singing for cussing and the magical powers for horrible vices. ;) Tell me I'm wrong @Lin_Manuel #theories4days

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Anyone know @joerogan's stance on Neti Pots? I can't lose Sammy too! #Spotify #NetiPots

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I bet money that David Crosby has purchased at least a dozen #Spotify accounts just to spite Neil.

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A parked truck is a truck not making any money. Just saying.
#CanadaTruckers

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#BettyWhite #Harambe

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Ball is in your court @disneyplus and @Marvel. #WhatIfMarvel