Kirkentillionaire

Daily stream of consciousness

[Kirkentillionaire @bemykirkentine]

The early bird gets to squirt

[Kirkentillionaire @bemykirkentine]

@lym3h It’s like 91 still where i’m at 🫩

[Kirkentillionaire @bemykirkentine]

@KingDbandzz They’re real?

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@marulaamarga Valid

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Kirkentillionaires must repent for their sins

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Face reveal at 50k followers?

[Kirkentillionaire @bemykirkentine]

Faked my personality to fuck that bitch i’m bob saget

[Kirkentillionaire @bemykirkentine]

2 more showers before 2032

[Kirkentillionaire @bemykirkentine]

You just had to be there

[Kirkentillionaire @bemykirkentine]

Who fucking unfollowed me you are now my enemy

[Kirkentillionaire @bemykirkentine]

Fart eaters

[LimeWire @limewire]

just a reminder the music industry tried to sue us for $72 trillion back in the day. like lol does that number even exist?

still not paying

[Kirkentillionaire @bemykirkentine]

@user0102397389 If someone texts me “ok” and nothing else i’m genuinely sliming them out

[Kirkentillionaire @bemykirkentine]

Suck a cock one time and they call you gay
Poop one time and they call you indian

Much to consider

[Kirkentillionaire @bemykirkentine]

Shoutout gangstalicious

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100 followers approaches

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@jjammm__ My daily routine consists of this

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@persiank1tty Count yourself lucky

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They call me the predator

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The west has fallen

[CouchJelq @CouchJelq]

I don’t believe in poop