Caitlin Danae

| TX | 27 | Instagram: @caitlindanae |

[Mario Kart Tour @mariokarttourEN]

#MarioKartTour multiplayer is here! Let's celebrate with a retweet campaign. If this tweet and the corresponding one on the Japanese account reach a combined 30,000 RTs, all current players will be gifted 30 rubies and an in-game badge! Watch the video for more info.

[Caitlin Danae @bemymelody]

Bye guys, going to Australia to find me a man with an adorable accent 👋

[Caitlin Danae @bemymelody]

“@itsDonLeach: girls say they want a boyfriend with a man bun until they realize where all their hair elastics went and their tampons” 😂😂😂

[Caitlin Danae @bemymelody]

@J_W_O_17 @JohnDavidBaby lol and then not long after, you'd start to regret everything

[Caitlin Danae @bemymelody]

@J_W_O_17 @JohnDavidBaby pretty sure he'd give you all of us thirsty gals if he could

[Caitlin Danae @bemymelody]

Hey body, I know I've been putting you through the wringer and all, but if you could refrain from getting sick that'd be awesome 👌

[Sorry, I'm Texan @SorryImTexan]

Let's all take a moment and be thankful that we live in Texas and don't have to worry about anything called "The Snowmegeddon"

[John David @JohnDavidBaby]

Any man who doesn't appreciate thick thighs needs Jesus

[Caitlin Danae @bemymelody]

I know I drew a line in the sand that I can't cross back over. And I know baby you'll be fine but if you don't mind I'll never recover 🎧

[Caitlin Danae @bemymelody]

@duhhnay love that song lol 😏

[Caitlin Danae @bemymelody]

@duhhnay I've been dying to tell you anything you wanna hear cuz that's just who I am this week 🎶

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

ReTweet if you are going to have a Queso fountain at your wedding.

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

ReTweet if you love Tacos.

[Caitlin Danae @bemymelody]

“@RichOToole: Barbacoa Tacos >>>>>” he gets it

[Caitlin Danae @bemymelody]

Of course my stomach would decide midnight is a good time for pizza and tacos. Typical.

[Caitlin Danae @bemymelody]

“@AnAthleteSoul: Read it 👏”

[Caitlin Danae @bemymelody]

I don't even have to watch whatever football game is on. I get a play by play from everyone on my TL