🅱️emma 🍁🦃

the squirrels are out tonight baby!

[EDK @energydrinkking]

y'all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me the hilarious ross matthews

[Jun Song @JunDishes]

“It’s Chuk time.” —Chuk when he gets picked for veto

Like. What does that even mean. Wtf even is Chuk time. It could be anything. It could be feeding time at the zoo or 9pm on Mondays when I take the trash out. That’s means nothing to us. #BB28

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Nameless Goon @_NamelessGoon]

watching two squirrels beat the fucking shit out of each other

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

swerving into random people on the freeway #TUESDAY

[rosetoy @homegrownbush]

THIS GIF IS KILLINGMEEEE

[Tina @Tina23664722279]

When is the Tina Highway? #ImTina

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i’m really easy to rage bait bc wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it to me

[cow @cowincrisis]

herding dog is fucking testing me today

[Therm @ThermCantRead]

You best get along city boy, you don’t belong here

[HACHIWARE LOVER!!! #1 @OomfieLoomfie]

I hope I do it right

[Tina @Tina23664722279]

And I'm Tina! #ImTina

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

cw// grinch

i just woke up. he took everything. even the who hash.

[SpongeBob (parody) @SpongeyBobBest]

SANTA’S COMIN’ TONIGHT TONIGHT! SANTA’S COMIN’ TONIGHT!

[discourse catharsis | trying to self-care💜 @lizcourserants]

I need all alumni to stop donating money to this school. I need all current students to shame tf out of this dumbass POS transphobe when they see her around campus. Fuck Samantha and her mom, and fuck everyone at OU who made this decision.

[jill ⭐️ @COWB0YLIKEJILL]

reading this tweet is what i assume it felt like when jesus was resurrected

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

Just remembered how good tortilla chips are

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Demi Lovato dresses up as Poot for Halloween.

[#1 Space Jam 2 Lover @JoshuaTookes]

"Fuck ai"