Scott Starch

[Michelle Weekley @michelleweekley]

Not even Black Mirror could predict this level of dystopia.

[Kakuzi @RealKakuzi]

ChatGPT wakiona umefika limit:

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

If you are traveling in Kenya or Africa avoid:
-Roadside yoghurt (Nakuru especially)
-Roadside bottled juice
-Bottled water in Mombasa.
Buy all 3 from supermarkets. We’ve tested a lot of food here. Fakes of yoghurt, juice and water are everywhere. Don’t learn the hard way.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Kiss Me Quikk @Kiss_Mequikk]

Why Ghana flagged and declined to sign the new USA Health Compact Agreement.

President Mahama disclosed that Ghana flagged several issues in a health compact proposed by the U.S. as a replacement for USAID funding.

JDM explains 👇🏽

[Scott Starch @ben10_kamau]

Africa is a village

[@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 @OneJoblessBoy]

🚨🇳🇬💔

"At the Beijing Olympics with Siasia, we had to wear the girls' kits for the second round and the rest. Apparently, they thought we are not going to get far. They sent all the kits back home to give away or whatever. Then we made it out of the group and the American team is saying 'you guys are wearing the same clothes all the time'... Some of us went to buy plain white t-shirts..."

- Peter Osaze Odemwingie

[Scott Starch @ben10_kamau]

🤣 🤣🤣 🤣

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

This is exactly what happened to ODM 🤣🤣🤣

[βοβ👾 @bobtweets_]

Kfc mtaani I was unfamiliar with your game

[Miss Aretha ✨ @iMuthoni_]

I’ve cackled so hard this morning

[LeRoy @LeeRussian]

This guy is single handedly taking us through the colonial war by narration and real time locations...

[Ohta Ryota 🇸🇬 @Ohta_Ryota]

Mikora ya Kenya ilitraumatize Museveni mpaka anasema "I will never forget those figures" 😂

[Scott Starch @ben10_kamau]

@roomthinker face folded. gaze averted. Waiting his turn😂

[Scott Starch @ben10_kamau]

@jwaweruh They have the godly milking techniques. Can't compete

[Oz💖 @ADoseOfStella_]

Finding you guilty because you handed court documents to an attorney with your left hand

[Scott Starch @ben10_kamau]

@Naomikibandi The words coming out are English but the mouth is gesturing in Kikuyu ... "nye nye nye nye"

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

they’d kill you for having colors this vivid on tv today

[Scott Starch @ben10_kamau]

You don't have the facilities for that ... . what nonesense is this

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

“Let us start a national conversation” was ululating kumbe ni Email ya mboka mamae.

[Scott Starch @ben10_kamau]

Yikes! There's levels to this

[Revolutionary Youth! @torty_mercy]

The person who invented the word “wonders shall never end” had Nigeria in mind!!!

Senator Peter Onyekachi Nwebonyi went to campaign in Izzi, Ebonyi State, but there was no bridge connecting him to the town.

So, he stood on the other side of the river to solicit for votes.

I’m speechless.

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

Did you carry any TSC letters?

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Bro aint leaving Cucurella alone