Ben

Greenish Brit in Norway. #TheArchers keeps me sane. Rejoiner! Sponsored by the Moderna vaccine💉💉💉 #BlackLivesMatter

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

@sniffpetrol A few years ago I bought a Smart FourTwo EV, and I absolutely love it. I started by thinking of it as a winter motorcycle, but now it's my year round commuter. The range is abysmal in winter (I'm in Norway) but the fun I have driving it more than compensates.

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

@MarkToxicPettit He is back. His account has been reinstated. Twitter is once again a platform for racism and bigotry.

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

Goodbye twitterland, I'm off to pastures new. Bringing Trump back was a step too far for me.

[Cllr Jule Bandel @julebandel]

Quick Highway Code refresher for everyone but particularly the driver who told me to ‘watch where I’m going’ today: if you’re turning into a road, you have to give way 🛑 to the pedestrians who are crossing that road, not the other way round. #RoadSafetyWeek 😘

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

@Reuters Write da feem tune, sing da feem tune.....

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

@Femi_Sorry @F92Zulu It is exactly what we warned him (and people like him) not to vote for though.

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

@IamHappyToast Having owned two Teslas - why?

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

Well, here I go #Mastadon

https://t.co/bK7uIoaXnz

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Humble beginnings: Did you know that prior to his career-defining role as “Weird Al” Yankovic, actor Daniel Radcliffe appeared in a number of movies about a boy wizard, in which he played the title character? #MovieTrivia

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

@shambridges He brightened up so many scenes, so naturally funny that it seemed effortless.

I'll miss hearing him.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The only fake account that does real damage is the Bible.

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

@elonmusk You know Twitter is global right? Not everyone here is American.

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

@shazzahazza1 @heidistephens The CO2 emissions.

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

@teathreesugar Yep.

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

Dogs > Cats.

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

@SkySportsF1 Senna riding on Mansell's sidepods after a thrilling British Grand Prix.

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

Day-Month-Year is an infinitely more logical system than Month-Day-Year.

That is all.

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

@MrWeir Seasick Tony?

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

@BrendaMSelwyn @jen_jstephen I think Jen means Beth's sister, Steph, who did actually try to split Ben'n'Beth up.

[Ben @ben1976johnson]

@BBCTheArchers Oh, pillars! I thought he said pillocks.