Ben Singleton

University of Texas Alum | “Don’t be scared about next Tuesday, Tuesday hasn’t happened yet”

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

@Doc_Texas He already did!

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

@drew4blue Lol I tweeted this on a Wednesday

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

Here’s how my week is going: I woke up this morning and the first thing I said to myself was “at least it’s Friday”

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

Please say sike

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

i take no pleasure reporting this, but scientists have found a crazier frog

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

95% of people in this country are normal. The extreme right sucks and extreme left suck. Both sides filled with lunatics, crazies and morons. And almost all politicians are hypocrites who manipulate these idiots for personal gain. And no I won’t run for President.I’d rather die

[Dan Turner @dtsturner]

*Cowboys defense makes a routine tackle on a 7-yard run*
Cowboys defenders:

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

@Dojafat @RealSkipBayless This animatronics trend getting out of hand

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

Just when I thought I had an opportunity to be happy @dallascowboys

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

Is sitting on the ball possession

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

Being down 4 is the same as being down 5

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

@WhatGoingDowney They should literally make it a penalty

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

@DustyBakerTV Expectations at UT are too high... donors get pissed when you don’t make the playoff

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

@r_bek_h No i just meant to talk to all of them

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

. @ females why y’all like that? Can u stop?

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

@jamesonm12 @CoachSark He would because his team is Alabama

[Abbymo @Abner_Mo]

Made $600 while I was sleeping. I’m just built different tbh

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

@r_bek_h Hwut 😂

[Ben Singleton @ben22singleton]

@eks0102 😂😂😂