Benjamin Day

[John Onwuchekwa @JawnO]

I’m about to give y’all some free game.

1. Get a library card.

2. Download the @OverDriveLibs or @LibbyApp apps!

3. Create an account.

4. You can check out digital books and have them sent straight to your kindle.

You’d be surprised at the selection.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

Some of you be saying racism is bad while judging people based on their enneagram. Y'all type 12 wing bull craps need more Jesus.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

Panera really be out here charging full price for half a sandwich and saying it's okay because they added half a can of microwaved soup.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

A little girl at church told me she's losing it and taking all the food. I felt that.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

@obadiahradiou This post was made by the Grape Juice Communion Gang.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

Please note you'll be required to sign a prenup where I maintain full custody of any and all dogs adopted during the union.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

Anyone want to get married and go halfsies on health insurance?

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

Someone called a 1996 doll they're selling on Facebook "vintage." Was not expecting to be attacked like this today.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

Jesus wants you to forgive others as many times as the car warranty people have given you a final courtesy call.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

With all the cancelled concerts and tours 2021 better be full of new albums filled with bangers.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

@theemmasaurus Then putting tajin on fruit is filing for a tax return and getting excited over a 401k.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

How do hackers know my password when even I don't know it?

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

@GoodwoodRRC Hoping to find an Impulse here in the States. They're hard to come by.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

Someone asked, "if Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?" 🤔

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

Kids who choose the mystery flavor Dum Dum have been through some stuff and need therapy.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

All the people starting college who were told it'd be the best years of their lives are probably pretty bummed right now.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

@Deathbymartymar We read Matthew 24:36 and took it as a challenge.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

I didn't know big band jazz with a bagpipe solo was something I needed in my life but now I don't know how I lived without it.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

I don't know who hacked my #Spotify account but I hope they like Rick Astley on repeat cuz that's what we're listening to.

[Benjamin Day @ben501st]

@mullerbsyv @hqtrivia We were supposed to cash out again within a given time frame after they came back. No email or clear instructions. Lost $8 myself.