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@zachlanebryan Tulsa on the 11th only makes sense for the album release!

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@TheBasementYard laborious banana

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@zachlanebryan are we getting an album tomorrow?

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@axs I was selected to purchase tickets. Was in the que 30 minutes early and then proceeded to receive error messages for over an hour while I was trying to checkout.

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@zachlanebryan I know we just got three versions of Starved but, if we could Deep Satin in the near future I’d be forever grateful.

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I don’t know if I’m ready for this. @zachlanebryan @CharlesWesleyG

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If you see me driving to work with a small square scraped out of my frozen windshield, just remember it cost $0 to mind your business.

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@CkallZ called me hot tonight and my life is complete.

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If TikTok had showed me one thing it’s that I wish I had the proper equipment to become a stripper. Just want the bag.

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Well ladies and gentlemen. This goes to show that if you set your goals high you might actually reach them. @mattymatheson

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Happy 40th birthday McLovin. (We wrote this joke when we were 14 years old)

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“Nothing hurts more than being disappointed by the one person who you thought would never hurt you”

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Icing on the cake.

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Imagine thinking you were going to spend the rest of your life with someone and now they can’t even give you the time of day.

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We are sent down here to learn to live while we are dying, those who checkout early learned before us.

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My fatal flaw is feeling like everyone is annoyed by me and then annoying everyone by asking them if they’re annoyed by me.

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@BabyyCarrot What would you like to know?

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And for tonight’s main event, I hurt my own feelings.

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Lil Baby’s verse on Wants and Needs is the hardest verse of 2021.