Ben Kauffman

Opinions are my own and not a reflection of my employer; though, they're likely influenced by poor parenting and bad life choices.

[Ben Kauffman @ben__kauffman]

😆nice work on the QA @SlackHQ #whenindoubtsettimout

[Ben Kauffman @ben__kauffman]

@joecarolino @barre3 My sister is a barre3 instructor. Has 4 kids and is shredded 😎

[Ben Kauffman @ben__kauffman]

Seriously impressed by C#'s performance! I was not expecting that... Well done @Microsoft @awscloud @awslambda https://t.co/itdZ0jcy4Y
I am also anticipating the optimization of Go in AWS lambda functions

[Jerry Gamblin @JGamblin]

Exactly...

[Ben Kauffman @ben__kauffman]

@qrs @jessfraz Locks are meant to keep honest people honest ;)

[Catherine @whitequark]

Let's Encrypt now provides over 50% of the web's certificates https://t.co/lysqEUiTet

[Jérôme Petazzoni @jpetazzo]

OH: "In any team you need a tank, a healer, a damage dealer, someone with crowd control abilities, and another who knows iptables"

[Ben Kauffman @ben__kauffman]

#adulting

[🔎Julia Evans🔍 @b0rk]

an amazing directory: /proc

[Ben Kauffman @ben__kauffman]

@jamonholmgren I would highly recommend the book "code" by Charles Petzold. I think he writes it in such a simple way, your son would be able to understand it.

[Ben Kauffman @ben__kauffman]

After a long hard day at work, there is nothing better than watching the person next to you spontaneously catch fire... apparently her sweater arm caught fire from the table candle at the restaurant. Awesome. #bestdinnerever #thankyouseattle #dontdangleyourtasslesoveranopenflame

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

[in an interview] what are your greatest weaknesses?
*talk for 15 minutes straight*
*silence*
> was I not supposed to answer that honestly?

[Ben Kauffman @ben__kauffman]

@jessfraz At least you can laugh about it now... try deleting production databases that hasn't been backed up in years. #oldschool

[Anders Liu @yangl900]

Drag & drop to upload files to @Azure cloud shell. Hope you like it!

[Golang Weekly @golangweekly]

Caire: A Content-Aware Image Resizing Library

✂️ Uses seam-carving, a la Photoshop
↕️ Supports both enlarging and shrinking
🖥 Can be used from the command line

https://t.co/sadwYGkQYy

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Me: *accidentally types url wrong one time*

Navigation Bar: [every day for 15 years] Do you wanna go to Faceboot today? Huh? You wanna visit a boot with a face on it? Huh, you piece of shit? Is that what you wanna do? Moron.

[Ben Kauffman @ben__kauffman]

@Docker @developmentnow @DockerCon Thanks, I'll be certain to tag the @Docker team in the next one too! I'll keep my eye open for some Portland / west coast events, definitely looking forward to it.

[Ben Kauffman @ben__kauffman]

Stoked about this retweet from @Docker! At @developmentnow, we have adopted many of your philosophies and practices only to see huge improvements in resource consumption, uptime, reliability and immutability. Thanks again for all that you've done for the software industry! https://t.co/PyqTUdg6xv

[Docker @Docker]

#Tech Director Ben Kaufman of @developmentnow writes how #Docker changed his perception of software development https://t.co/lr7ZJ7cW3R

[Ben Kauffman @ben__kauffman]

@Docker @developmentnow Thanks for the retweet! I'm very much looking forward to attending other @DockerCon events! Big thanks to @Docker for producing such incredible software; keep up the good work!