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[ben_calli @ben_calli]

Fuck seltzer, shits bland af

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

@Wawa this ain’t Turkey !!! Lemme hold a dolla?

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

Wish these bitches knew how good I am at guitar hero #myfingersarefast

[Jordy Romano Fan Club @Jack_theJaysfan]

So wait

Lions > Washington
Washington > Philly
Philly > Minnesota
Minnesota > Buffalo
Buffalo > Kansas City

The Lions are the best team in the NFL

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

Meal Prep done for the week 💪🏼

[SKITTLES @Skittles]

Lime Skittles are Back! Sorry we took them away.

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

Was Sacajawea actually hot or did they just have horny artists drawing in our textbooks ? #keepitPG

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

Got tinted windows so I can finally stop being judged while I pick my nose at red lights 🚦#letmepickinpeace

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

Childhood consists of 2 things
-thinking you can break dance
-divorce

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

Dies:
Will…
$12.36
Town hall 11 clash of clans account

[TheNegaChin @BRANDO123603]

@teidenshi @1GunnaGunna He said when my album drop, I’m gunna finna cum

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

Sorry I was driving so close behind your mini van, I was trying to see what episode of phineas and ferb they were watching #gangshit

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

@jgallagher1515 I’d appreciate it if you kept your Anti-Semitic tweets to your self next time

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

The worst part about living in NJ is knowing that Chief Keef could blow up your entire state at any moment #blownewjerseyup

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

New update on Skate 4

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

Imagine being born a male ladybug 🐞 😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

You better watch out before I eat all your M&Ms out your trail mix #gangshit

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

People call themselves broke and then walk into their garage to get a drink from their second fridge. Like stfu and guzzle your Arnie Palmies with your mouth shut

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

Fuck money, get your Trident Layers up!! 💰💵

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

Oh that’s your girl? My bad why she playing Club Penguin with me then

[ben_calli @ben_calli]

@sdflyge I’m horny