“It’s just a golf tournament you need to relax”
GOD FORBID my will to live rides on a 5’9 Northern Irishman’s ability to put a little white ball in a hole
Imagine you’re in like the 1400s and you see a girl like this and just literally never see her again
I understand why men would could and conquer entire country’s slaughtering everyone they came across
They was probably looking for that one girl