Ben Hall

Bringing you the inimitable Ben Dyson Hall's pearls of wisdom. These deserve to be documented. I am a hairy bear

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(Listening to mount kimbe) it's just music got ridiculous

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I don't trim my chest hair. And if I trim anything else I trim it in the toilet

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RT "@UberFacts: Approximately 1 billion people throughout the world go to bed hungry every night." Like me!

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Right, I'm off to wash my hands. Been on the tube, haven't I?

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Me kissing a minx! I don't even know what a minx is!

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Bet Hodgson: "what's that saying about pudding" Me: "I eat all the pudding!"

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Currently finding the name of Dortmund midfielder Bender inordinately funny

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Took a girl on a date last night. Forgot my wallet. Also forgot my keys so couldn't go back to get it. And couldn't invite her back to mine

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I wanna stop being such a fat bastard

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I'm trying to, you know, turn a new book

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. @patrickferg_ : "were you out last night?" Me: "errrrm... Short term memory's not very good right now"

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Tuesday night I wasn't pissed! Oh yeah, I was at @timacarthur 's. I got pretty high

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Gay guys love speed and amphetamines and shit but straight guys don't do that, right?

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I got the feeling that normal straight people there (berlin) don't take drugs

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I don't get angry when I don't eat, I get useless

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Economic policy, that sort of shit, working for the bank of england, that would be fucking interesting

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I'm never outwardly excited about stuff. Inside, I'm dancing

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Oh, are ya listening to of them things, what are they called? A podcast? Yeah, that's it

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I farted in the sauna with my housemates last night. My bad @patrickferg_ and @alexmanby