Ben Helbert

i'm so cool they have to measure me in kelvin

ssg in the natty guard

kcco

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

@katiekillian no one likes a quitter! 🍻

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

I like to play as the @Sixers in 2k, just to see what them celebrating a win looks like.. #phillyfanproblems

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

@cLambert86 that's insane in the membrane man! Glad you got out of that ok!

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

@potaytoe72 @MensHumor @R_PrahVA11A @Thor9299 @dennyp32 #theresalwaysnextyear

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

when @DMX comes on @pandora_radio at the gym, I feel like I can move mountains.. #lightweight

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Happy Star Wars Day. #MayTheMorseBeWithYou via @jlokseattle @SEA_Beast38

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

@tinstopper12 true fans start following their team as soon as they win a championship and hoist that trophy.. #bandwagonlevel9000

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

@tinstopper12 hey.. so i noticed you're still not 21.. wtf bro. happy fuckin birthday doe

[MLB @MLB]

We think #OpeningDay should be a holiday. RT to sign this petition.

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

@tinstopper12 something like that ;)

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

@tinstopper12 clever. i still like the o's though.. i think its because they aren't ny or boston

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

@tinstopper12 2 world championships?

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

@tinstopper12 #OpeningDay2013 #LetsGoPhils #100Wins #NLEastChamps #WSBound #HaveFunGettingBeatByATerribleBostonTeam loljk still love you bud

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

@tinstopper12 i'm gonna shit on your dick

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

"@UnluckyBrian: Wins raffle, Hunger games." @bunannaz

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

jc's all like #yolo, #jklol

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

RT @JLin7 YYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!! HARVARD winssss!!! hahahahhah i told you.... #threepointgoggles #bracketbusters

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

forgot how good #cremesavers are.. it's been entirely too long, old friend

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

i can never remember why i hate walmart.. and then i walk in

[Ben Helbert @ben_helbert]

drill without dodgeball? sorry, but i gotta have my fix