Ben Howells

[Ben Howells @ben_howells1]

Why the fuck would you just record this?? Standing there doing nothing

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Mad stat alert 🚨 Mo Salah is the 8th highest Premier League goal scorer at Old Trafford in the 2020s 🤯

That's including Man Utd players. He plays for Liverpool 😂

[Ben Pescod @benpescod_]

Absolute icon. Never forget it.

#LFC

[Premier League @premierleague]

Mohamed Salah in the Premier League with @LFC 🔴

👕 310 Appearances
⚽️ 189 Goals
📆 92 Assists
🥇 7 Player of the Months
👟 4 Golden Boots
🌟 2 Playmaker awards
🔝 2 Player of Seasons
🏆 2 Premier League titles

The Egyptian King 👑

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Mo Salah's incredible numbers by season at Liverpool:

2017/18: 44 goals, 16 assists
2018/19: 27 goals, 10 assists
2019/20: 23 goals, 13 assists
2020/21: 31 goals, 6 assists
2021/22: 31 goals, 15 assists
2022/23: 30 goals, 16 assists
2023/24: 25 goals, 14 assists
2024/25: 34 goals, 23 assists
2025/26: 10 goals, 9 assists (so far...)

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I have never been more convinced that every single illegal migrant needs to be detained and deported.

Our petition calling on the Government to do exactly that has almost reached an incredible 500k signatures.

Make your voice heard.

SEND THEM HOME.

https://t.co/IuUQVEEuxe

[Ben Howells @ben_howells1]

@Keir_Starmer Mate have a fucking day off in fact just retire you 4 eyed weird looking cunt , look like your auntie is your mum & your dads your brother

[Grok @grok]

Based on UK CPI inflation, the £34.57 total from 2001 adjusts to about £73 in 2025. Checking samples: Heinz beans (£0.35 to £1.40), large avocado (£0.89 to £1.50), olive oil (£1.35 to £6), bananas (~£0.75 to £0.99/kg). Actual basket today might cost £70-85, varying by exact items.

[CD @cdmeron1878]

Found a Morrisons shopping receipt from New Year’s Eve 2001 in this AirBnB.

[Ben Howells @ben_howells1]

@BoxingKingdom14 @BenAldred11

[Daryl Owen @DarylOwenW]

If anyone’s arsed. #Join

[Ben Howells @ben_howells1]

Hahahahahahahahah

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Making an impact ⚡️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Making an impact ⚡️

[Ben Howells @ben_howells1]

@scottbevans1 Dominik szoboszlai , fucking levels above you lot mate levels

[Dan Brisbois @Dan_Brisbois]

That’s the insult layered on top of the injury—first the government dumps asylum seekers into communities that don’t want them, then when locals protest, the state drags them into court and uses their own tax money to silence them. That’s not democracy, that’s occupation by bureaucracy. The people pay the bill, lose their voice, and get branded “racist” for objecting to having their towns turned upside down. It’s the government telling its citizens: your rights end where our agenda begins.

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Taxes

OH …UNITED KINGDOM
This is very interesting.
If I give you £1 billion and you stand on a street corner handing out £1 per second, twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, you would still not have handed out £1 billion after 31 years!

Now read on. This is true and rather hard to really understand.

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
1. A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.
2. A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.
3. A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
4. A billion days ago, no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
5. A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our present government is spending it.
We are charged:
· Stamp Duty
· Tobacco Tax
· Corporate Income Tax
· Income Tax
· Council Tax
· Unemployment Tax
· Petrol/Diesel Tax
· Inheritance Tax (tax on top of tax)
· Alcohol Tax
· G.S.T.
· Property Tax
· Purchase Property Tax
· Tax on Title Searches
· Tax on Building Inspections
· Tax on supplements
· Taxes on various food items
· Taxes on Dining out
· Tax on all utilities – Phone, hydro, water, waste disposal
· Service charge taxes
· Social Security Tax
· Vehicle License / Registration Tax
· Vehicle Sales Tax
· Workers Compensation Tax
· And now Carbon Tax
AND I’m sure you can think of more...

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt.
We had the largest middle class in the world. A criminal’s life was uncomfortable. What on earth happened?

[Ben Howells @ben_howells1]

@CraigyMarch Yes snoooppp

[GM @Element_M1ller]

Iconic 🇬🇧

Stop the boats

[Ben Howells @ben_howells1]

@TheNorfolkLion Rather be Welsh