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Parody account of a super awesome guy that used to be on Victoria council. Fairy Creek, law stuff, and weed.

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There’s been a lot of controversy and drama in #yyjpoli lately regarding parody/“parody”/anonymous/attack/troll accounts. Several fake accounts have questioned other fake accounts asking if this fake account is included with the criticism of fake accounts. 🧵

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Holy hell!

I just about forgot about this account… sort of like our boy forgot about the sanctity of his OG account.

Where’s the Johnson Street Bridge account?

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I stand by this assessment.

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I stand by this assessment.

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@GlugSnurf @walshsurvey @TristinHopper I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but human rights lawyer is only one of the things that I do, so it really lessens the sting of your insult.

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I tried to call this tonight because I really needed it.

The line was out of service.

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Anyone remember this? A certain local radio host should call in and calm down.

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@TristinHopper Don’t call me a maniac. That’s not nice.

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@Adam_Stirling Bro, I am kicking ass at this trial.

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@MrAndyNgo I’d call these guys pieces of shit, but that’d be an insult to shit everywhere.

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@Adam_Stirling Hahaha!!! I knew Dave couldn’t handle that stale bag of Fairy Creek weed I gave him… it’s fried his brain and he can barely form a sentence now!

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Shit. That’s Rainforest Chad!

Ever since that guy left for Bluesky - taking my best bag of Fairy Creek ‘Curl Of The Burl’ green with him - he’s been listed as “off the range” in my notebook.

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@Duke_113 @RobShaw_BC @BCGreens @EmilyLowan @CHEK_News Aww… shit! I forgot about that. Hey, do you want to be my assistant? I could really use one right now.

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@RobShaw_BC @BCGreens @EmilyLowan @CHEK_News

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At least I finally got a job, asshole.

You should get out of your mom’s basement every now and again.

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@JmSnds12 @RobShaw_BC @BCGreens @EmilyLowan @CHEK_News Go fuck your hat jerkoff! The fuck you know?

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Holy hell these guys must be such lightweights they’re still smoking that pound I gifted them from the Fairy Creek grow.

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This one hits hard.

But I was way more devastated when the Sheik passed.

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@zacdevries @mattdellok Junior, you need to put your big boy pants on and realize that the people who have lived there forever don’t appreciate soy boys coming in and telling them how things should be done.
Is this unacceptable behaviour? Yes. 💯

But you need to understand your electorate and do work.

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@mattdellok @lululemon @duerperformance I gotta hand it to you man, relentlessly shilling for downtown business must leave you exhausted.

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https://t.co/3KFcfj3SgE

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@John_A_MacDo

Good news, brother!

There may be light at the end of the broom closet for you yet!

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I haven’t forgotten about y’all.

I’ve been busy. #lawyershit