Ben Mummery

Durham, U.K.
Views are my own (but they’re all correct!)
Average cricketer.
Dreadful golfer.

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@Bestofsopranos Phil didn’t eat grilled cheese off a radiator, he jerked off into a tissue and ate that instead.
Now get off my stoop!

Cooler heads prevail.

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@bakedalaska @Bestofsopranos I’ve never thought he dies.

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@yotoyosoyo What in Gods name are you dribbling on about you complete dullard?
🤣🤣
Be gone.

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Staggering correlation between hate spreading racists online and not one of them
1. Showing their face in their bio
2. I suspect, even being a real human.

If you’re going to spout racist nonsense on Twitter, have the courage of your convictions - show your face.

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@thwacknicklaus I started playing them when I was brand-new because the ones with the align feature really helped me.
My worst ever experiment was with the CPX jumbos.
Awful things.

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@WestHam_Central @SportsPeteO He’ll BANG goals in in the championship.

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@Wwfcwolf1 Notice they always have no real name and never show their face on their profile?
Can’t think why…!

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@1trueathena @theKBtweets @MatthewStadlen I am absolutely certain you don’t know what a fascist is.

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@Christi24700294 @MatthewStadlen Point to the part where I say that…
I’ll wait.

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An absolutely exceptional evening ⛳️

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@liverbird17 Why do you hate children so much?

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@DazWould @Baz704 @SkyNews @cathynewman In absolutely no way shape or form have I.

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@thwacknicklaus I’m told there are loads more, a bevvy of “rollback”.

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@thwacknicklaus Thought you’d enjoy this veritable buffet of excellence on show in the corner of my local clubhouse behind the pool table. 😂

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@marcvelitrae @MatthewStadlen I’ll make a deal with you -
Show your face and give us all your full name and we’ll talk?

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@nw_nicholas @errjustsaying It’s racist whataboutery, nothing more.

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@SolipC2 @MatthewStadlen Look at this faceless bot account.
Look at it.

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@marcvelitrae @MatthewStadlen Here’s “two tier” policing

You or I take to a public forum and insight racially aggravated hatred and violent behaviour, we get locked up and rightly so!

Farage has done it several times I’m not a single thing has happened.

That is two tier.

He is not your friend!

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@theKBtweets @MatthewStadlen This isn’t a “dissenter”, this is the instigator of hateful violence.
His actions have consequences - they’re called the Farage Riots.
Stoking racially motivated violence is illegal and rightly so.

But you know this.