Ben

birds born in a cage think flying is an illness

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created

[The Checkpoint @TheCheckpoint9]

🤧

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

one minute u a teenager and the next u a 24 year old senior citizen

[Violator Name @Violator_Name]

Doubt it nigga lol 🤞

[Never Goon @NeverGoon]

You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige

[SP @sspencerukk]

They’re calling it the most Friday Thursday on record

[Casual Geopolitics @Casualgeopol]

I don’t want to pay taxes to pedophiles anymore.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Vladdy Jr. just did "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!" 🤣

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

having a gf is insane is because you can literally go to touch them and they will let you

[Ben @ben_prysock]

@JustinHerzig Wendell Smallwood @AJ_Weaver_

[Ben @ben_prysock]

12 beers fixes most problems

[Ben @ben_prysock]

Give me a coors banquet and a song with harmonica, that’s all a man needs.

[Ben @ben_prysock]

Wawa needs to open a location in the Philadelphia airport. I can almost promise that will be their highest earning location

[dawn @rundry]

btw if you don't lock in tomorrow they said they're gonna kill you

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

42 and 24 is a problematic age gap… unless it’s Anne Hathaway and me, then it’s fine

[Ben @ben_prysock]

@PeterSweden7 @ShawnRyan762 @ShawnRyanShow

[Forever @1antonforever]

It been so cold this lil 37° feeling like 60°

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

Just a reminder that an illegal alien burned a woman alive on the subway just a few weeks ago, and all your friends crying publicly about deportation said nothing.