ɮen!

I'm really just bored asf 🤷🏽‍♂️

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

if i never borrow this 4m naira run away, opay body no go calm down

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

“Sorry, i mistakenly ended the call"

-person wey storage full don log am commot from whatsapp.

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I have tried hustling but I recommend inheritance .

[thew @minoguology]

i think theres a 90% chance im gonna be single forever

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

“men are suppose to lead” says a woman who don’t listen for shit

[David @Justtdavid_]

i love conversations with kids because who else is gonna ask me what my third favorite color is

[JADON @whopls_]

All of a sudden your babe just sabi use sub zero for mortal Kombat and you no question am😂....

[ɮen! @ben_rich0]

@LegacySiu Garnacho?

[𝓲𝓷(𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂)👾 @notthatcrazyfr]

the primary function of my heart na to love my babe, after that if e wan pump blood make e pump

[Bestmann @Big_Bestmann]

E get as your babe go ugly, everybody go dey disrespect you.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[ɮen! @ben_rich0]

@Bami_to_ur_feed Na you go dey rate who dem save as ewedu

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Opay, this loan were una Dey beg me to take, una go beg me pass like this to pay back o

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Wall no get ear. na me tell your papa say you no graduate.

[Yves ひ @bigplutobro]

are you implying that if i make enough money then im allowed to cheat?

[C @shalliiswago]

this girl posts about materialism & money 24/7. I’m surprised she hasn’t billed me yet. Bill me nau, abeg bill me. I dare you

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

I’ll put my dick in a ant pile before I ask a bitch why him and not me

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[. @Dboysback65]

My dreams really just be letting anybody in, lmao like why is this bitch here fr 😭