sarby

reddit stories and the occasional funny tweet

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

the endless possibilities of holiday accessories you could collect and decorate this with would cure any sadness I have left in my body

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn.

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

drinking more than I should

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

when you about to go down on her and she fart

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

when she asks you if you wanna try æn🍩l but pulls out the 9 inch strap on

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

I whisper “tf” to myself atleast 100 times a day

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

finger licking good implies the existence of toe sucking evil

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

how mfs be waiting for y’all to break up

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

that’s crazy

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

im so down bad (i miss her so much)

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

when your story about to expire but the person you posted for still ain’t seen it

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

girls vent to you and you find out they been through some horror movie shit

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

dudes will spend $100 at a bar every weekend but refuse to spend $10 to replace the sad, yellow tea bag pillow they’ve had for 6 years

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

Am I the Asshole for not telling my girlfriend I was gonna break up with her if she went on vacation with her male friends? | #reddit drama for the girls story 29 #redditstories #redditposts #aita

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

Would I be the Asshole if I break up with my girlfriend when her dad died because of me? | #reddit drama for the girls story 28 #redditstories #redditposts #aita

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

Am I the Asshole for aborting my ex fiance's baby even though it may be his only chance? | #reddit drama for the girls story 27 #redditstories #redditposts #aita

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

Am I the Asshole for telling my girlfriend I will break up with her if she doesn't shave? | #reddit drama for the girls story 26 #redditstories #redditposts #aita

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

Am I the Asshole for going no contact with my mom after she had sex with my boyfriend? | #reddit drama for the girls story 25 #redditstories #redditposts #aita

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

Am I the Asshole for dumping my girlfriend because she passionately kissed another girl at a birthday party? | #reddit drama for the girls story 24 #redditstories #redditposts #aita

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

Am I the Asshole for breaking up with my boyfriend and kicking him out because he wanted to let my younger brother go into the foster system? | #reddit drama for the girls story 23 #redditstories #redditposts #aita

[sarby @ben_sarbacker]

Am I the Asshole because I want to leave my boyfriend for choking me? | #reddit drama for the girls story 22 #redditstories #redditposts #aita