Ben Sauer

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[Ben Sauer @ben_sauer_]

@stlsportscntrl So he’s magma?

[STL Sports Central @STLSprtsCntrl]

If Harrison Bader homers tonight I’ll give someone who RTs and follows a jersey

[STL Sports Central @STLSprtsCntrl]

There's no way the #STLCards miss the playoffs in a year when over half of the teams in the league make it.

To show my confidence, if St. Louis misses the playoffs, I'll give away a Cardinals jersey of your choice to someone who RTs and follows.

[Ben Sauer @ben_sauer_]

@BurgerKing BRING BACK CINI MINI’S!!!! #cinimini #bringbackcinimini

[STL Sports Central @STLSprtsCntrl]

I think I might regret this, but...

If Brad Miller homers again tonight I’ll buy someone who RTs and follows a Miller jersey

[STL Sports Central @STLSprtsCntrl]

If Dylan Carlson homers tonight I'll buy someone who RTs and follows me a Carlson jersey. #STLCards

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

GOP: Okay, we'll pass this insanely large spending bill because we have to stop the imminent collapse of the American economy.
Democrats: Sounds good.
Pelosi: I WANT WINDMILLS AND CORPORATE DIVERSITY QUOTAS
Democrats: WE WANT WINDMILLS AND CORPORATE DIVERSITY QUOTAS

[STL Sports Central @STLSprtsCntrl]

If the 2020 MLB season starts as scheduled, I’ll give everyone who RTs and follows $20.

[Robert Gibbs @Robt_Gibbs]

This is a perfect visualization of what will be the primary campaign challenge over the next several weeks and maybe for the next few months. There will be a lot more events in empty halls projected to voters across the nation digitally.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Also, gender is a social construct

[Ben Sauer @ben_sauer_]

@stlsportscntrl He probably won’t start at the beginning bc a month in the minors for an entire year of control is way worth it.

[Jason Rantz on Seattle Red @jasonrantz]

Imagine being 108 years old and still acting like you’re 9. #SOTU

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

With that said, my money's still on Bernie. The bad news is if I win, he takes it.

[Ben Sauer @ben_sauer_]

@benshapiro KANSAS CITY IS IN MISSOURI!!!!!!!!!!

[LyndaWrites @lyndanwa]

This Oscar winning short film about #Kobe hit different right now. RIP

[Barstool Mizzou @BarstoolMizzou]

Everyone give this a listen:

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

@BernieSanders good evening, Sir. As you may have seen, Jeter received 99.7% of the HOF vote. Schilling got 70.0%; Bonds got 60.7%. Respectfully request that you redistributed the surplus of votes from Jeter to @gehrig38 and Bonds, so they cross 75%. Please help Clemens next year. Thank you.

[Ben Sauer @ben_sauer_]

@zack_hample Jeter is not the best shortstop of all time. Why does he deserve 100% when better shortstops didn’t get it?

[Ben Sauer @ben_sauer_]

@zack_hample The smart one.

[Ben Sauer @ben_sauer_]

@TheLeadCNN @benshapiro @AFieldCNN Rhett?