Ben Poehler

Fort Wayne, IN advocate. Have a handsome pup, Tito.

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

Be good with yourself. Celebrate your wins. Don’t beat yourself up over your failures. Yesterday is heavy, put it down.

[Lauren Sanderson @LaurenSanderson]

what's the biggest lesson you're learning right now?

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

@robbystarbuck 57 Grammy nominations, 22 Grammy wins and a Pulitzer Prize. Just because you didn’t know who he was doesn’t mean the rest of America didn’t either. You sound ignorant and slightly racist. Go kick rocks while flying a kite.

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

Yes.

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

Do we owe Indiana an apology? 🤔

(via @JeffRabjohns)

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

Does anyone have a spreadsheet documenting where all of these @NFL players now play? I can’t keep up. DM me a copy, please. Thanks.

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

Tomatoes don’t have flavor. There, I said it.

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

this is TOO accurate

[Kelly Carlin-McCall @kelly_carlin]

Type the year you graduated high school into the GIF search bar!

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

People who have their email listed in their email signature is what keeps me up at night

[Chris @thawaterboi]

Joe LaCava is a fucking DAWG!!! 😤

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

Yes. Arguably the best golfer on tour right now.

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Is Rickie now a lock for the Ryder Cup? 🇺🇸

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

@JohnPFelts YES!!

[Chris @thawaterboi]

This video isn’t even 24 hours old and we have another mass shooting to talk about.

Small dick energy coming from all gun advocates right now.

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

you guys remember covid? shit was wild

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

@thawaterboi Disgusting

[John McGauley @JohnMcGauley]

Here's what six years of progress on the @RiverfrontFW ooks like. From a block of industrial buildings in 2016 (left) to @FortWayneParks Promenade Park in full bloom with the Riverfront at Promenade Park nearing completion (right). #FortWayne #Riverfront #redevelopment

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

It’s looking like I just had a stroke for me

[Chris @thawaterboi]

+MILFS

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

@JayT23 little man is excited to watch you run all over the league! #fortheshoe @ForTheCOLTure @JimIrsay @Colts @M_Ryan02 @MikePitt_Jr @dsleon45 @KennyKennyMoe3 @DeForestBuckner @OfficialKwity @BigQ56

[Ben Poehler @ben_since85]

@Eneekonese So excited to have you!! #ForTheShoe

[Chris @thawaterboi]

Stop making life decisions with the idea that tomorrow is promised. It’s not.

Take that trip. Buy that car. Make that reservation.

Life is significantly shorter than you’ll ever know. Enjoy it while you’re here.

[Chris @thawaterboi]

Hey, @PGATOUR, can we get @maxhoma23 some more screen time at @TheMasters? I mean, keep Tiger on too, but I need more doses of Homa.

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

Porn.