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[ben @ben_smithe]

I forgot to capitalize the h in “Him” in one of my homophobic tweets now god is here with the cold steel of his 9 pressed against my fuckin noggin tell my mama I love her

[Underdog @Underdog]

LeBron James and Jaylen Brown fighting over the last bottle of hairline spray at the 76ers facility

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This guy is going to end up dying in the most looney tunes way possible. He’s going to get trampled by a horny moose or something

[number 1 vee hater @Hellomynam58285]

omg they are so cute!!! why are there minions being killed by a chainsaw in the background

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

Its not "for free" that money is used to fund infrastructure and public goods throughout Israel

[Ali @haramcart]

Trump likes Mamdani so much he decided to do the next 9/11 in Los Angeles instead

[WANA Visuals @wana_visualss]

🐬 Bowl with Fish, Iran, probably Kashan (late 13th–mid-14th century).

[Brett @BrettRedacted]

they’re rolling out CEOs for fast food brands you’ve never heard of

[shﾑn @preset_2m3]

I’m a lesbian. Also Georgian cheese boat

[Aki🏳️‍⚧️ @aki_st4rz3]

Transferred from purgatory to super hell

[Cat Bastard Quinn @QuinnCat13]

Kinda shit first semester dropouts post right before falling for a crypto scam

[Reductress @Reductress]

Reverse Hallmark Movie? Woman’s Home Town Visit Reaffirms How Much She Loves Career and Big City: https://t.co/lMKOqoeCDZ

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Packed his shit up

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Drinking wokenogg and eating genderbread them

[fawn @fawnncel]

spotify wrapped be like yeah here’s the song you almost killed yourself to in february

[Zach Schonfeld @zzzzaaaacccchhh]

Yeah, I'm a fan of A24. A24-year-old movie called Zoolander.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

I told Mr Cheney that the mechanical bull was too much but he just wouldn’t listen

[tomb @TurmShrub]

you want a great meal with two ingredients try ganja and some freakin...head

[Algeria FC @Algeria_FC]

The ball talked and said free Palestine