Ben Warren

Instagram: benstagramster;
Married to @steph_ers100
Owner: @SecRecap

[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

In this divisive time, we can all rally around leaving an empty container in the fridge because we don't want to clean it.

[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

You don't know how lucky you are to have me in this time of need.

[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

My 15 followers need me in this dark time.

[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

Working on my bench press to get better at my french press.

[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

When Mary J Blige sang "let's get it crunk upon", I really felt that.

[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

Actually probably higher, unironically.

[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

We're going to have a 30% unemployment rate in the 2030's

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

30% of kids ages 8 to 12 listed “YouTuber” as their top career choice, per WaPo

[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

https://t.co/GwWTLeAseV

[nihilism disrespecter @meaning_enjoyer]

everybody knows about north korea but i'd like to shout out to some of my lesser known secretive totalitarian hermit states. what up laos. what up eritrea

[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

Wordle is still really hot in my group chat

[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

Can we please make burgers wider not taller? I'm begging you, I can't open my mouth tall enough

[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

I taught HS freshman who could write better sentences.

[Ray Dalio @RayDalio]

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[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

It's the same

[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

Watch:

VIX spiking

10Y yield plunging below 4%

Credit spreads still tight

The rally is greenlit.
Tariffs be damned.

[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

The stage is quietly being set for a market melt-up.
Yes, even after Trump’s April 2 tariff announcement.
Here’s why equities could rip higher in the face of trade war noise:
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[Ben Warren @ben_teresting]

This is classic late-cycle behavior:

Bad news (tariffs) = good news (lower yields)

Lower yields = more risk-taking

Retail re-engages

FOMO returns

Don't fight the tape.