Ben Abelman

Architect / Urban Designer + A BIG KNICKs FAN

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@sweetgreen waiting for 1.5 hours for my salad is ridiculous. You need more staff at your downtown Brooklyn store. Never got my salad. Still hungry.

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@RepMTG You stink

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@RepMTG What would you do to combat inflation?

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@SpeakerMcCarthy Because you chocked it full of bigoted unfriendly crap you tool

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@SpeakerMcCarthy And ALL Americans. And all humans and planet earth and all of its inhabitants.

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@marcorubio You shoulda told your boy to pony up the documents when he had the chance of you were so worried about his indictment damaging our nation.

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@laurenboebert You are a joke

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@SpeakerMcCarthy @Jim_Jordan Stop enabling incompetence. Trump is an idiot. A manipulative compulsive destructive idiot. All of this is his fault. Cooperation would’ve gone a long way, end of story. Had Trump returned the documents we would not be having this conversation.

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@EliseStefanik New York Hates You. Clap clap clap clap clap clap and repeat.

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@marcorubio You’re talking about trump right?

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@RepMTG You are just vindictive and cruel.

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@SpeakerMcCarthy Let’s see what the rule of law has to say. Actions have consequences.

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

Ted Lasso is Sesame Street for adults

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@SpeakerMcCarthy Once the economy starts working for the average American we should resume student debt payments.

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@SpeakerMcCarthy Fund the IRS.

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@SpeakerMcCarthy Stop going for political points and just do your job.

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@Jim_Jordan What do you want to do about it Jim?

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@Jim_Jordan Again. Shut up about gas stoves. Stop driving people apart and scaring people. Just chill and stop picking fights.

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@SpeakerMcCarthy You are a corporate socialist. What are subsidies you dumb ass? Nobody wants to recreate Stalinist autocracy here. Stop trying to scare people and actually debate with nuance and govern for the people. Jeez.

[Ben Abelman @benabelman]

@RepMTG I wonder what we have flying over China? Wouldn’t want to jeopardize our resources and escalate. You simply need to chill and stop being so partisan. Leave it to experts which is not you.