Ben M

[Ben M @benahem]

Feels like a Thursday today

[Ben M @benahem]

@jordanklein01 The real tweet here is that you’ve gone the pre 1pm lunch, of which I very much approve.

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#RIHLive which historic revolution would you say had the highest benefit (e.g. positive re-alignment of societal values, removal of despotism) for the lowest cost (e.g. loss of life, poverty)? @dankal

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@jeremybudman Literally any other two things together

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Set your coffee plan at an unusual time (e.g. 9:21am) for a higher chance of a free table #yiddishekop

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Watching 6/10 jokes get big laughs at a workplace is the worst part of capitalism.

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@AriJosefsberg @sirswampthing @AFL Wow swampman that’s an awesome stat! While you are looking at coin tosses, which player has the best coin toss win %?

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@timmydavis5 Good call Himmy

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Not many tougher reviews than at the Dentist.

Always challenging to front up when previous recommendations have been ignored or forgotten.

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Been a tough few months for the sheep with this constant Sheep Grazier Warning. Hope things improve!

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@MikeGrubs @1116sen Hard yes.

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@JakeyJoel @Haman None for me but Dad loves them, poppyseed generally for age 50+, Hien!

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Choccy Hamenstashen is slept on, sick of this Jam monopoly @haman

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@kluwless @Haman Ur obsessed mate @YoelDodge

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@joshydebinski You are lucky @joshydebinski

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Pants killer: avocado flying out of the sushi after a big chomp.

[Ben M @benahem]

Password for leaving a stop and chat: “anyway”.

[Ben M @benahem]

High pressure scenario: door opening duty when getting off a busy train at Flinders St. Must react in nanoseconds.

[Ben M @benahem]

If you use a bread knife only to cut various breads, feels like a once a year wash is sufficient.

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This needs a retweet.