JAH🦄

[i feel him 🦄ninj🧛🏽‍♀️ @dykearmand]

I’ll never say Zendaya is lucky for tom bc it’s the other way around but there rly is something abt having a short boy who’s willing to get bi-curious that inspires envy in the heart of many

[Somaya ☭ | yuta kaisen @arguablysomaya]

not being able to see women as anything other than potential sexual partners is a problem even if you’re also a woman btw

[👱🏽 @Closer22u]

I still can’t get over this bro lmfao

[AEVØN ™⚡ @fwaevon]

Nobody talks about how "parking" used to cost quarters. Now it's $8/hour, requires an app, won't take cash, and charges you a $2 "convenience fee" to pay digitally. You're paying a tech tax to leave your car in a painted rectangle. Public space has been monetized into oblivion.

[JAH🦄 @benajah_]

Today will be a great day no matter what

[JAH🦄 @benajah_]

Choosing this specific account to journal out of my 60

[JAH🦄 @benajah_]

How do I get over someone I don’t even want anymore I’m so fucking confused

[JAH🦄 @benajah_]

Revamping my resume operation AFT under way

[jas @jjashole]

once you start dreading going to work, it’s time to find another job

[Eduardo @eduardovfaz]

precisamos falar o quanto é mais fácil estudar quando não se tem nenhum interesse romântico

[yo 𓃠𓂀 @kafkaseyes]

getting accused of something so out of character will really have you lying in bed for three hours questioning how people actually perceive you

[警察を殺せ @KidTend0]

Anne Frank didn't die in a gas chamber, she died in a concentration camp to a disease that is just as curable as tuberculosis.

[Jum @JesterJum]

Mitch McConnell has repeatedly voted against federal paid sick leave legislation. He voted no in 1993, 2015, 2020, and 2022.

He has currently been on paid sick leave for over 7 weeks (if he is even still alive).

You dont hate politicians enough.

[miss pokemour 🍊 @_gunk0]

There’s a food truck at work and i said I didn’t wanna buy anything because the pictures on the menu are fake and made with a i and everyone just looked at me like this

[THECEOGAMERSEX @THECEOGAMERSEX]

We are currently living in the surveillance state that Americans were jokingly saying that Chinese citizens would be living under.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i’d rather be successful and advocate for the poor than be a broke trump booster advocating for the rich.

[MenchOsint @MenchOsint]

"Prosperity is ahead for Argentina" – 2023

[swan! #NOTMYROGUE @swanourii]

how men feel after saying they wouldn’t have taken mj home if they were spidey

[kaique @kaique0b]

fazendo minha rematrícula e vi uma matéria que não entendi no semestre passado com um II na frente

[booly @goatednuja]

"History nerds" when you ask them about African history