I can't wait till my kids have their friends over for the first time to drink and they ask me if I know how to shotgun lmao I'm gonna smash that fucking thing off my head and cannon ball my living room table faster than you can say holy shit dad you're a beauty
nightmare POV: you’re 18 and it’s 2030, you’re in your first year of college, playing beer pong when the other team gets a ball off the table for a trick shot, you look up and it’s tytheguy_30 and his mom
Welp, Paramount + decided to cancel the Workaholics movie. Obviously, this news is the loosest butthole. We were supposed to begin filming in 5 weeks! P + told us don’t fit their new “global” strategy…We are deeply butt hurt about this decision because we were so excited to…