ben

funny, gorgeous, humble

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

That’s that damn Simple Jack…

[Girl Undertow @girlundertow]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

WHY HE GOT THAT SHIT ON THO 😭😭😭

[freelancegoon @freelancegoon]

just raw dogged a 6 minute drive to the grocery store. No Twitter, no youtube shorts no texting. locked in on the road the whole time. built different.

[ben @benalecu]

banishment gotta be the funniest punishment i can think of. just get outta here

[ben @benalecu]

after i say “that’s crazy” twice please wrap up your story

[ben @benalecu]

just gave your address to some spiders

[ben @benalecu]

my tax guy said i’m goin to jail

[ben @benalecu]

there’s nothing worse than when the jig is up

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[ben @benalecu]

6 inch subs are okay but even 3 inch subs would do the job and are perfectly adequate

[Kelly @bykellymcd]

Found this cool rock on a hike today so I brought it home

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Rogozin I see you are a tough negotiator!

Ok, you can have 10% more pay per view money.

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

my bank blocked my card because of a security threat. it was me, buying a mattress, at 2 am. i am my own biggest threat

[ben @benalecu]

@xjeremyluca use this tweet as a dislike button

[ben @benalecu]

i drink sparkling water because that makes me better than you

[ben @benalecu]

brb embarking on a noble quest