Ben Allaire

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[Ben Allaire @BenAllaire2]

Can someone just let me talk about blanching

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I used to think Mulholland Drive or Southland Tales were the most prescient films of the 21st century, but now I actually think it was Walk Hard.

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I think Sabrina carpenter is hot, there I said it

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@oliviatiedmann Do it again

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@crankshafr Classic Tuesday pocket berries

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I’m in San Diego and I am fucking drunk.

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Y’all have no idea how hard I’m passing horderves rn

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Am I crazy for thinking I could crank a half marathon out rn no training?

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@crankshafr A true champion of the sun

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I don’t want to see your steak on my timeline

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Got opium

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Lit af at the hookah bar dhmu

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@GRITCULT Omg we’re clipped

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God I’m rich af

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Yeah we played puck in high school, yes we got laid

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You couldn’t fathom the quenelles

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@jonny_dlaw That shit slaps!

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Anyone know a barber that can cut chick hair need a haircut asap

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There’s good autism and there’s great autism

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I’m really at the point in my life where I use whippets for their intended purpose #proud