Ben Anholzer

I enjoy making things go blinky flashy IG: benanholzer 🔥 Practice what you preach.-IIT 1:7

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@jameshandy28 @NashSevereWx ^bot

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@ATT motto gotta be “they can’t cancel if they hang up in frustration first.”

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@Brewers game plan leaked

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30 years old. Living through 20 world ending experiences. Listening to 65 year old dudes tell me how important it is to invest in your 401k for when I retire some day.

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There’s no way the eclipse kills us after we just saved all that daylight

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Same energy. @DavidBakhtiari

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@bobgoff gotta chill, man

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WE GOT A FAN IN THE WATER

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Dillon gotta be out there with a paper and pen taking notes every time the lions run the ball.

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@LucasAnholzer The american people boutta get PAAAAAID

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There is a very good chance I shed a tear the first time I bring my daughter to Lambeau.

The most manly tear that could be shed, but a tear all the same 💛💚

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Every year I pay $15.48 in tolls to drive on illinois’ shitty roads. This year spend it on a new QB who can throw.

My treat. 💚💛

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Jesus told his disciples to love everyone, but Chicago Bears fans didn’t exist until 2000 years later..

..all I’m saying is it was easier back then.

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There’s a 80 year old couple dining in at Taco Bell. I don’t know if it’s love or just a cheap colonoscopy.

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How @TwistedTea hasent made a podcast where they share spicy gossip I'll never understand.

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Liver King trying to figure out his new name after not being able to take steroids anymore

@LiverKingBurner

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@Delta - silver lining, I do appreciate the laughs on a Wednesday afternoon.

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Hey @Delta, after letting my bags get stollen from LAX you put this as your first line of customer service? After this A+ conversation I have been transferred and "on hold" for 45 min without a text back.

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Hardest thing about living in Nashville, is staying inside all summer because is 100 degrees and 200% humidity, then when fall arrives you emerge from your cave at 4:30pm and BOOM. Pitch dark. #DaylightSavingTime

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Elon bought Twitter, fired half the company, and is going to declare record numbers next month, isn’t he…

Cutting expenses in half doesn’t mean the business is doing better, it means you lost half your assets.

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@Delta will do, thank you

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Hey @Delta, my bag was stollen out of your LAX baggage claim. I filed a police report after your team said they wouldn't help. Now I'm spending hours making an itemized list on your website of all missing articles along with costs associated. Then, youre website crashed and..