Ben Applebaum

Creative Director, BBQ Judge, Co-Author of The Book of Beer Pong @bookofbeerpong, The Book of Beer Awesomeness, RECESS, and the High Five Handbook

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Whenever we going to address the stunning ticket inflation at Dave & Buster’s? Family of four can no longer get an eraser and squish ball a days worth of skeeball labor.

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Hear me out… a Fajita Steam Facial

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@frSJoe @vikksu @iAnonPatriot And blue has the money. Gotta work together

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@JonJStringer Don't you dare perform in NY or CT without giving me and the gang a heads up.

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I know this entitled American thinking, but I don't think we should have to scroll at the way down to "U" on a drop-down list of countries.

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@RpsAgainstTrump He’s doing voices now 😂

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Baskin Robbins = ice cream
Baskin & Robbins = attorneys at law

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Labeling moving boxes...
1st Box - "Master Bedroom Closet 3rd Shelf"
Last 57 boxes - "Random Shit"

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Why are we not more outraged when lead singers pantomime air guitar during the real guitar solo?

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The nicer the hotel, the harder it is to turn on the damn shower

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My teenager referred to UnTuckIt as maternity wear for men… that stung

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How in today’s world are we still using the term “moist towelette”? Why haven’t the cringe police shut that down?

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Would an alien think the Smuckers jars on the Today show are filled with old people?

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Isn’t it messed up that one of the great lakes is called Superior? Wonder if the others feel slighted?

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can we just agree that everyone says potato, and potahto is just silly?

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I demand an investigation into coffee rings on the table. Am I supposed to believe that a mug without any leaks can create that? Not buying it.

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Word to all Mothers today!

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@stake1996 Waa..waa..waaaa

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I wonder if trombone players have higher rates of depression than other hornists.

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When are we done with brands doing fake April fools posts?