Ben Asht〄n

he/him 🪐

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

@HlGHASHXPE True, but rigging queue numbers ain’t so cute either

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

Reading about this new 4 day working week as I work 6 days a week and still get called on my day off

[Hannah Foley @Hannahfoley_xxx]

She’s said it before, and she’ll say it again

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

It’s a party in the U YAAAAS A

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

The resemblance is uncanny

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

I can’t 💀

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

Losing my mind at duolingo stanning Taylor Swift

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

I can’t be the only one who thought..

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

@alecobur THIS OWL AINT OKAY

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

Losing my mind at duolingo stanning Taylor Swift

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

@alecobur The face that launched a thousand ships

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

I won this one

[Oscar-Romero @mroscarromero]

October photo dump? Let's have it please 🥺🤲🏾

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

@callumburrell_ I know omg what a king

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

@th333a It’s fricken bats I love Halloween

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

October in Newcastle 🍂✨

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

October in New York 🍂🍁

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

What do u mean ‘what if the squid game was set in the UK’ WE DID have you ever seen a kid come back from this??

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

@lyndxnwalton Feeling this one ✌🏼

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

He’s on the M D M Mae

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

@megannhatton Say it louder for those in the back

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

Right wing: ‘All lives matter’

- subject to terms and conditions

[Samuel K @SamuelKOfficial]

Me: "let's take in refugees"

Online right-winger: "But what about the British homeless people I didn't give a fuck about last week??"

[Ben Asht〄n @benashtn]

Can’t even come close to fitting in clothes I bought 6 months ago, truly humbled x