Black Dynamite

-_- | ...said Ripley to the Android Bishop | Unapologetically a culer

[Black Dynamite @Benayamovic]

Every day on NG twitter nowadays: sex, sex, sex, football, insecurity, sex, herdsmen, sex leaks, sex, Tinubu this, sex, sex, Wike that, sex, sex, more sex, japa, sex, sex, coitus, sex, dollar rate, more sex, sex, celebrity beef, sex, sex, Daddy GO, sex, sex, sex, and more sex.

[E @Ellis_]

The time has come to delete your account my friend.

[AM☬ @AbsoluteMxssi]

Zlatan Ibrahimovic reaction to every country eliminated from the World Cup is killing me 😭

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

The argentinians might actually kill this nigga I am not even kidding

[Ronan Murphy @swearimnotpaul]

Love the fact that even in their AI dream scenario, Ronaldo didn't play the full match.

[Abdul 🈴🇧🇷🇪🇸 @bagofnuts_]

Messi in tears 😭 he don picture running into Ronaldo at the airport and his life flashed before his eyes 😭😭😭😭

[IRON ⚔️🩸 @6uff_]

lol Person wey Barca dey give injection when he small make he fit grow una no ask why

[We$t @flygodT]

Portuguese accounts are cooking Ronaldo while Africans and Asians are in the replies fighting for him😂

[Black Dynamite @Benayamovic]

@gyaigyimii Thank God say this your agenda no fly 🤣

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Egypt introduced Ronaldo fans to a lifestyle they couldn’t maintain 😂

[MessiXtra @MessiXtraHQ]

🚨 Lionel Scaloni's reaction to Messi's Goal. 🥺🥺🔥

[Timaya @timayatimaya]

No matter what u do in life, never do drugs🙏🏾 always have KONTROL…

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

😂😂😂😂

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

"Since I came to South Africa, I've been hearing people say foreigners are taking South Africans' jobs. I didn't believe it at first because I thought it was just a rumour. But today, I saw something that made me believe it. Just look at the status beside me."

—Comedian Basketmouth

[Black Dynamite @Benayamovic]

These Egyptian you see today, you will see them mo more 🤣

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

Right now I am Egyptian

[Black Dynamite @Benayamovic]

@slcaputo @miakhalifa Deep

[͏𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖞𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖏𝖔𝖊 🇨🇩🇿🇦🇪🇸🇧🇷🇦🇷 @_nocontextjoe]

“I, I, I, me, me, me”

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

How do I explain to my grandkids what happened next

[franchise @grimeboy4]

Egypt 2-0 Jesus Argentina are you mad?
Smh

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

Man is 60 years old.
His 52 years old wife left him forgetting that she's doing him a favour by clearing a deadwood. Now he's upgraded to an U23 damsel who calls him "sir", never complains, does all the chores, and drains his balls dry.

A man's prime is forever, just don't die.