Ben Goodfellow

Small-time word jockey. Big-time shithead.

[Ben Goodfellow @BenBadfellow]

Ego-level: wiping your own piss off a public toilet seat because you're a fucking SAINT

[Ben Goodfellow @BenBadfellow]

@slatterbrain Sure, sounds good :)

[Ben Goodfellow @BenBadfellow]

Shout out to @MelbourneBooks and all involved in launching AWAW 2015 at MWF today. Will be there in spirit (a house scotch to be exact).

[Dart Dad @dart_dad_]

black out dart

[Dart Dad @dart_dad_]

support local darts

[Rachel Ryan @r_a_ryan]

G20 handling of the homeless appalling - http://t.co/ifw46aceDU via @brisbanetimes #G20Brisbane #G20 #Homeless

[Kill Your Darlings @kyd_magazine]

'There was a violence that you couldn’t appreciate through the TV' — read @BenBadfellow's QUT Prize Winning Story: http://t.co/5OICUw0mgm

[Howdy @LOLID]

little do people know that to properly french kiss at some point you must surrender

[Kill Your Darlings @kyd_magazine]

Read @BenBadfellow's @QUT prize-winning short story, 'Your Mother Was a Dancer': http://t.co/9ObnLYReGj

[Howdy @LOLID]

six word story: second hand world’s greatest dad mug

[Ben Goodfellow @BenBadfellow]

Big congrats to @lauraelvery for being shortlisted for the @OverlandJournal VU Short Story Prize

[Kill Your Darlings @kyd_magazine]

Congrats to @BenBadfellow & @lauraelvery, winners of QUT's Creative Writing Prize. Both stories will be published on KYD in the coming weeks

[Ben Goodfellow @BenBadfellow]

@underthestilts Cheers you gorgeous bastards

[Laura Elvery 🇵🇸 @lauraelvery]

QUT Postgraduate Creative Writing Prize! Delighted to be joint winner with the very cool @BenBadfellow Thanks @QUT

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Study: Majority Of Americans Not Prepared For A Sucker Punch To The Gut http://t.co/w0zsDP9g9X

[David Stratton @DavidStratton9]

Stratton's gotta get down on Friday.

[David Stratton @DavidStratton9]

I always take a few good gulps of Frozen Coke/Fanta before re-filling the cup and taking it to the Candy Bar cashier. #destroythejoint

[Ben Goodfellow @BenBadfellow]

@gracefinlayson @EmWatson PS jst 2 clarify, the picture motivates me bcoz Hermione is a witch & I fear she'll do magic on me if I dnt comply

[Ben Goodfellow @BenBadfellow]

@gracefinlayson Do you think @EmWatson made it thru her degree by looking at pictures like this as well: http://t.co/4YRssRljZo

[Ben Goodfellow @BenBadfellow]

Retweeting a tweet about @gracefinlayson looking at a picture of herself studying instead of studying, instead of studying