Ben Baranovsky

There are two difficult things about computer science: off by one errors.

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@ted_baker @ted_baker the first one was purchased in a US store, then when it fell apart a London store nicely exchanged it for me. This one has the same issue, but I sadly don't have an order number (or at this point receipt).

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@ted_baker this is my SECOND of this model of coat that has had the lining fall apart in multiple places :(

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Didn't tear on the seam, just near the seam.

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To the @united agents at KPSP who kindly let me check in a case of @WhiteClaw last Friday - it made it!

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@ooyrey @SamsungUS That's insane. Sounds like another horrible experience from Samsung. I'm close to recommending friends and family avoid them purely due to their customer support.

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@SamsungUS offered me $100 to not cancel my #GalaxyWatch4 order with them. They confirmed the offer in writing. Now they won't honor it.

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@ooyrey @SamsungUS They claimed it was a miscommunication. The $100 offer is why I chose not to cancel my order.

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@SamsungUS They told me they refuse to honor the offer. I've been in constant communication with your e-commerce team.

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@SamsungMobile would appreciate support for guesture navigation with 3rd party launchers in the next update. #galaxys10 #novalauncher

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@duolingo what's up with the new French voices? You missed April Fool's Day by three months!

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@ywgdana @duolingo the new French voice really is horrible.

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@Apple won't extend their keyboard replacement program even though COVID was the factor preventing me from going to the store. Butterfly keyboard = horrible design. Unwillingness to help is disappointing.

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You'll be able to tell you haven't been watering your WiFi router enough if the antennas are no longer sticking straight up.

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Pro tip for people who want a cat without having to take care of it: get a second cat whose job it is to take care of the first.

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From now on, I will be referring to condiments as sandwich accessories.

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Following up on this, big shoutout to the SJC air traffic controller who remained calm while the abrasive @SouthwestAir pilot verbally abused his (and my) community.

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I'm a fan of @SouthwestAir, but not a huge fan of this pilot. https://t.co/jUvqoteydr. Is this one of yours? I prefer polite, inclusive pilots.

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@roddcyrus_ You only call your parents twice a year?

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If @FedEx was responsible for the COVID vaccine distribution, it would take even longer to arrive! ...Or get lost in transit and thrown 15' onto a porch.

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@plex claim codes not working. Reddit thread: https://t.co/pUBvjkL4gP