Ben

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[Ben @benbezzler]

Ain't no way. 80% of umbrellas wouldn't survive this.

They don't even survive being left alone on the car floor without breaking.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Umbrella drying devices in use
https://t.co/stmPdhORNq

[Ben @benbezzler]

@JasonKPargin Wasn't gonna watch this. Now going to. Thank you.

[Ben @benbezzler]

Is it really common knowledge that parking tickets double in price if you don't pay them??

I thought they were like student loans. Where you can just ignore them if you don't care about your credit score.

[Ben @benbezzler]

People who refuse to use dark mode on apps are monsters

@"mygirlfriend"

[Ben @benbezzler]

@TFT Benbezzler

[Ben @benbezzler]

@butteredkayla Ayo.

[Ben @benbezzler]

I think I'm learning that I just hate the concept of corporate acronyms.

"Here at Soulless Corporation™️ our values are NEAT!

Not
Even
Actually
Tyrannical

We hope you continue to support us financially as we strive to achieve these goals!"

[Ben @benbezzler]

And the follow-up. Really doubling down.

[Ben @benbezzler]

This text from my roommate made me incredibly uncomfortable.

[Ben @benbezzler]

Just learned that my car has to be unlocked in order to put fuel in it... So any dreams I may have had of a random person adding fuel to my car are out the window I guess.

[Ben @benbezzler]

@Merryhappy2 Yo same.

[Ben @benbezzler]

@computer_gay Sugar like a fucking American 🦅

[Ben @benbezzler]

@BobbyBroccole Thought this was the icon for a new adobe CC application that I hadn't heard of before.

[Ben @benbezzler]

The most dangerous place to throw a frisbee around has to be an auditorium.

There's just enough space where it would feel like you could run anywhere to catch it, but you going to damage yourself on the seats.

[Ben @benbezzler]

@Merryhappy2 If your hands are on your face .. how in the world is this photo being taken?

[Ben @benbezzler]

I've now spent $15 trying to use an AI art generator to make a really simple (but slightly sensual) "pencil sketch on paper" art piece that's completely stuck in my head...

Ai art isn't quite to the point of being able to read my mind.

#drunktweet / #drunkpost

[Ben @benbezzler]

@Mortdog Since woodland in set 2, to "me rats" hellion, I've always loved getting to play reroll.

Every game I just play what I think will get me top 4, but with Lee Sin I can skew my options to play reroll more often, and it's brought me SO much joy. Then I can Asol for a break 😁

[Ben @benbezzler]

With all the #BoycottUnity stuff going on, this was an amazing move by @godotengine and @humble. Fastest purchase I've made in a while.

[☆ samyam ☆ @samyam_youtube]

humble bundle has a nice sale on godot tutorials for those wanting to learn

[Ben @benbezzler]

Hey @commentiquette. Been a student for a VERY long time... I'm almost certain I've hit the credit hours to graduate... How would I go about graduating from your university?

[Ben @benbezzler]

@GrandPOOBear 😭 I never leave comments on anything... Need me to step up and leave some positive ones? Sorry they're upsetting you big man.