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[Nick Bateman @nickbateman33]

I’m choosing to remember Miami Ohio as that 31-0 team that won a tournament game over the ACC

[Miami Athletics @MiamiRedHawks]

What a season for the record books.

#RiseUpRedHawks

[hotline blang @benblang]

how can you not be romantic about this team? love & honor

[hotline blang @benblang]

threw together my own merch for the occasion in about 6 hours with some hobby equipment that's made for grandmas. @Fanatics consider yourselves on notice from frustrated alums looking to commemorate the moment, only to find shitty tshirt cannon souvenirs and tech golf polos.

[hotline blang @benblang]

mr beast on survivor 50.. nothing is sacred anymore, every ounce of joy or purity is being squeezed out of most things we all love to make room for this shit. and we just allow it to carry on.

[hotline blang @benblang]

standing in solidarity with my "mini only" crossword brethren. fuck you @nytimes

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“ITS CLOBBERING TIME COUSIN”

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Glory to @ColumbusCrew. ✨

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

COLUMBUS TAKE THE LEAD! 😱

Diego Rossi's goal completes the comeback and puts @ColumbusCrew ahead late. ⏰

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

Life comes at you fast 🫰

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

THE COMEBACK CREW 😤

#Crew96 | #CLBvMIA

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

🗣️

[Seth Carcass @ohsethy]

The former president of the United States was almost assassinated and it didn’t consume my timeline as much as Robert Downey Jr being cast as Doom

[hotline blang @benblang]

please say sike

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Robert Downey Jr. is #DoctorDoom

[Staudt - Beer Helmet Guy? @tim_is_my_name_]

Title IX is one of the best things our country ever did.

Oh, your country was able to scrap together 12 women for a water polo team?? We have a literal minor league system in the PAC12 and our B team would get Bronze

[hotline blang @benblang]

@ColumbusCrew has gone 5-0 scoring 20 goals in its last 5 games

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

This is insane.