Benjamin Castellón

Puns are life

[Benjamin Castellón @benc63]

@ahlexisarlene @ederungo I thought this was gonna go south, but I'm glad to see otherwise. This is amazing!

[The Last Squatch @TheLastSquatch]

MAGA: Obama is gay and Michelle is a man

Us: There is a sworn under oath affidavit that accuses Donald Trump of brutally r*ping a 13 year old girl with Jeffrey Epstein

We are not the same

[Benjamin Castellón @benc63]

@finalsnaps I personally know someone from high school who named her son Bear 🤣😭😭

[daz @MetamateDaz]

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS

[Benjamin Castellón @benc63]

@violetsaucy I saw it in the theaters last year! My friend hosted his birthday at Cinemark and had a Shrek screening! It was a lot of fun! You're gonna love it! 💚 I went with my sister's Shrek ears 🤣🔥

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The president of the United States just said and I quote “I don’t think about Americans financial situation. I don’t think about anyone”

Yeah, we fucking noticed

[Benjamin Castellón @benc63]

@violetsaucy It's harder for me to focus reading a book from my phone. Physically turning the page adds a lot more to the experience imo. What are you currently reading?! 👀

[Benjamin Castellón @benc63]

@notcee_fan Toss up between Man in the Mirror or Chicago

[Benjamin Castellón @benc63]

@OsheaJacksonJr Test of my will was Long Ring Long Island 🤣😭😭 the only saving grace was Afro Luffy

[Benjamin Castellón @benc63]

@violetsaucy Anime 👀

[Benjamin Castellón @benc63]

@ms_green___

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

klay cheating on all these women says everything about his character and nothing about theirs.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

A message for all you people leaving MAGA -

Fuck You.

It wasn’t the “Grab ‘em by the pussy”,

It wasn’t the mocking of a disabled person,

It wasn’t the thousands of lies,

It wasn’t the $130,000. 00 Porn Star Payout.

It wasn’t the rest of the infidelity,

It wasn’t the 34 felony convictions,

It wasn’t the 400 million dollar jet from Qatar,

It wasn’t the withholding of federal funds to Blue States devastated by wild fires, hurricanes and tornadoes.

It wasn’t the Americans killed and deported,

It wasn’t the illegal wars started without Congressional approval.

It wasn’t the 160 school girls he murdered with a Tomahawk Missile.

It wasn’t the Children He Raped.

It was a fucking AI picture that drove you over the edge.

I will never forgive you.

I will never forget who you are.

You are, and always will be a Trump supporter.

Read the list again.

You Are Shit.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it.

This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people.

We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.

[Iranian Force @MrImranPk]

Dear Americans, if you hate Trump, repost.

[Benjamin Castellón @benc63]

@jenninajeraa

[Benjamin Castellón @benc63]

@jenninajeraa You're welcome!! 😎❤️

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

AMERICA ONCE IMPEACHED A PRESIDENT FOR HAVING CONSENSUAL SEX WITH A WOMAN... BUT THEY WON'T IMPEACH A PRESIDENT FOR HAVING NON-CONSENSUAL SEX WITH CHILDREN... MULTIPLE CHILDREN.... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH AMERICA 😡😤

[Benjamin Castellón @benc63]

@ReignOfPride She's even more beautiful in person! 😍

[Benjamin Castellón @benc63]

@sil_vee_yah My cousin is getting married in Oregon, we're in California. She moved out there like 2 yrs, we received her wedding invitation yesterday and it's in June of this year. We have to figure out plane and hotel stuff. 😅