Ben Castleman

Big shot comedian & Poop Journalist. Tweets not my own (huge writing team)

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

Thought I heard a woman on the news campaigning for stricter voting laws and I was like "damn it white people." But I looked again and she actually wanted stricter *boating* laws so I was like "damn it white people"

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

One of the hosts of the best podcast of all time offering to be a guest on Someone's in Here... 🤯

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

@AGoldmund @hyperfixedpod oh my god. That would be the honor of a lifetime! Thank you!!

Your tweets are the only good thing about twitter these days! Also really appreciate your transparency about the business of podcasting!! Wow thank you for responding. Can't wait for the next ep!!!

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

@AGoldmund I just listened to "A Song About Ethan" and I wanted to commend the remarkable work @hyperfixedpod is doing in the poop journalism space.

As a brother in poop journalism, if you listened to an episode of my podcast it would make my life! https://t.co/QRJNPZZMBY

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

@AGoldmund @hyperfixedpod P.S. thank you to @ecourtland and @hyperfixedpod for liking my original tweet that only got 7 views. You all are doing awesome work

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

@AGoldmund @hyperfixedpod @AGoldmund Unfortunately I have to do the thing where I tweet at you once a day until you see it. It's only because of how much you've talked about poop on @hyperfixedpod . I have to shoot my shot. I really think you would like my pod and you're one of my podcast Goats

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

This is the most viral I'm ever gonna go on here so wanted ya'll to know I made a documentary style podcast on why talking about the bathroom is taboo. No one out here is taking sh*t seriously like me. Please check it out https://t.co/imdWZYaLeN

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

Eric Adams the next 6 months 🤦🏻‍♂️

[jordan @JordanUhl]

One for the ages here

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

@DanSchneierNFL https://t.co/yxWGmLXDFX

[Saquon Barkley @saquon]

Thank you to everyone who has shown me love and support over the past 6 years… forever grateful! Excited for the next chapter 💙✌🏾

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

Back on this app to say that the #TraitorsUS has a MAJOR game flaw. No one can announce whether or not they're a traitor in the last episode. Kate had no chance at winning! How u gonna end the game when Sheree was murdered SO STUPID. wasn't even rooting for her it just got me mad

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

Feels wrong to be looking at hinge while you’re standing… 😌

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

I thought the #Barbie movie was really good but unfortunately one of the best jokes in it was after the America Ferrera speech, a lot of people at #BAM were clapping and someone behind me went “is this slam poetry?”

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

Do you guys think my soul mate lives in Astoria? Hoping she’s a little closer than that tbh

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

Schoen has been great but it just feels less fun and maybe less human?? to root for GMs, execs, and owners over your favorite players

I understand the side that’s invested in the business part it’s just weird that a lot of giants Twitter doesn’t even seem to understand my POV

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

Saquon has been pretty easily the most fun and exciting Giant to watch the last few years. Are we really at a place where we don’t even understand people wanting their teams best players to get rewarded? We can’t even root or hope for team and fan faves to get what they want?

[Bobby Skinner @BobbySkinner_]

Idk why any Giants fan wouldn't be rooting for a player to take up less cap space with less risk involved as well.

Saquon Barkley will play for the Giants this year and help them win games. Giants get to have their cake and eat it too.

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

@ashhwu @united @united truly what are you doing???? Ashley needs her luggage and you diverted her after a 6 hour delay to a city she wasn’t going to. No food voucher, NO HOTEL VOUCHER?!??? Pls get back to her about her stuff pls. Why is this so hard???

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

It gives me no pleasure to report this but Yoga With Adrienne has fallen

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

@lexaprotools No wonder why Mr. Right just keeps on getting left out

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

@Reebok bring back the retro pumps please you will make a million dollars and I will buy a pair every couple of years

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

@philippa_east Yeah, don’t have a ton of faith in her at this point so am not really eagerly awaiting an epilogue but if you listen and she truly has changed her tune let me know!

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

#TheWitchTrialsOfJKRowling was one of the most irresponsibly made podcasts I’ve ever listened to. It listens and is constructed like a JK Rowling PR piece while hiding behind (very) good production and the host’s unique backstory. 1/

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

Unfortunately, the pod is so well produced that it will likely persuade some ppl to gain sympathy for a celebrity billionaire while losing sympathy (or worse) for one of the most vulnerable groups there is. Very bad outcome. Trans people need to be protected now more than ever.

[Ben Castleman @bencastleben]

Any hope of exploring the legitimate nuance of these issues or considering Rowling's perspective/experience are lost to how irresponsibly the show is framed/the stakes are conveyed. Both btw are topics I'd want to listen to if the more urgent issues were covered at all fairly. 6/